[guarnere]

No, what I mean is go get dead.

[Eight Ace]

eat me

[guarnere]

[quote="Eight Ace":096e9]eat me[/quote:096e9]

Dude, you're cool.

[rdeyes]

Originally Posted by guarnere

There are vegan alternatives to all of those...seriously...anything you can think of...there is a vegan alternative...

haha i doubt theres a vegan sub for prime rib rock:

[wintersforge]

This to shall pass rolleyes:

[Zoner]

Try it for a while, Dave. See if you can do it.

Talk to a doctor or a nutritionist and see how you can supplement protein and iron intake that you'd be missing by not eating meat.

Do it sensibly or you could make yourself sick.

Also do it for the right reasons. Does this have anything to do with dating a hot vegan?

[KTOG]

I could live off of a diet of potatoes and apple sauce. However i like to throw some pork chops on the side once in a while.

[Zoner]

Oh, another thing to consider, a lot of vegetables cause major gas so you might wanna throw a bottle of Beano in your shopping cart.

Nothing ruins the mood more than squeezing off a beefer when your chick is heading south on you. biggrin:

[KTOG]

Fart Hammer

[Zoner]

heh heh...that the correct term for that? Hilarious!

/me writes that down.

[Bleuachdu]

Man I wish I would've read this right after you first posted it. From the moment I read it, I KNEW this was rooted in hot broad mischeif. Good luck though man, my sister and her husband are veggie, and they live fairly normal lives. They're not filthy vegan hippies though. Beware the soy mang; when she dumps you, remember you can get laid and have your angus BEEF too.

[Zoner]

Damn you. Now I'm craving a black angus steak with sauteed onions and a baked potato.

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[Bleuachdu]

I was talking about Dave getting dumped, turing bi and having a threeway with a hot chick and this carnivorous half-midget aussie:

[img]http://www.baileybrothers.co.uk/gifs/angusbest.jpg[/img]

But a steak does sound pretty good right about now.

[Zoner]

BWAW HAW HAWWW!! Angus is pretty short...not sure how much beef he's packin'.

Although, his lad could be dangling right down to the edge of those shorts for all I know.

[bukdez]

this is a serious answer...

I was a Vegetarian for years in high-school, mostly for health issues, i still wore leather, and clothes that use animal dyes, and were tested on animals, which i believe most of the clothing that most Veg's wear is also...

but then one day i realized the simple notion that: Life Feeds On Life...

at every level, all life forms feed on life, whether it be concious or not, mobile or not... hook an electrode up to plant and start ripping leaves of it, you can watch the needle on the meter jump each time, some scientists think that shows a sort of pain in plant life...

If you wanna be Vegan go to it, but be careful, i saw alot of people waste away and end up sick do to lack of proper nutrition, make sure your doctor, or better yet a Vegan Homeopath does a schedule for you to start on, until you become more familiar with cooking Vegan cuisine...

also, i assume you wear no leather, and no silver, etc... I hate it when people choose vegetarianism as an environmental issue, but flagrently break the rules in other areas (I call them Trenditarians)...

be careful, and don't be preachy, otherwise good luck!...