[Jin-Roh]

Peeing after drunk sex means she was sexually molestered by someone drunk at a young age. Does she have a high pitched child's voice?!

[Milla]

Originally Posted by jujumantb

on the right...
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/TerryBentley/n1272900003_30002629_3701.jpg[/img]

lol at the guy in the background trying to get some.

[eeves]

[quote="Jin-Roh":340a1]Peeing after drunk sex means she was sexually molestered by someone drunk at a young age. Does she have a high pitched child's voice?![/quote:340a1]

really?


is it me or the ugly bitch has a big fist?

[Chronic Diarrhea]

Originally Posted by yves

really?


is it me or the ugly bitch has a big fist?

ROFL yes she does.

[bukdez]

Originally Posted by jujumantb

on the right...
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/TerryBentley/n1272900003_30002629_3701.jpg[/img]

looks like she might be peeing in that pic...

[Doctor Duffy]

Yeah man, that's fucking hot stuff, maybe you ougta invest in a water bed, free refills RITE?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????

[Merlin122]

[quote:5e1a3]let me put it in your butt


ok, but only because i love you[/quote:5e1a3]


who said that again?

[Eames]

Originally Posted by Merlin122

[quote:6e8bf]let me put it in your butt


ok, but only because i love you

who said that again?[/quote:6e8bf]

ROFL I remember that shit. i think it was like jotun or judas that had that thread. i remembered i about shit myself laughing the first time i read that.

as for this. she definitly is hot, i say the easiest way to solve this problem with the minimal effort is to either start fucking at her place or if you have to fuck at your place, just fuck somewhere other then the bed. that way way when she falls asleep you can get up and go sleep in your nice DRY bed.

i also think it may be hilarious to jack off in her face while she sleeps and splooge all over her face and if she questions why her face is glazed when she wakes up, tell her that you were so drunk last night you had a "nocturnal emission" ahahaha seriously..........TRY IT!!!!!!!!!

[Chronic Diarrhea]

Originally Posted by Eames

who said that again?

ROFL I remember that shit. i think it was like jotun or judas that had that thread. i remembered i about shit myself laughing the first time i read that.

as for this. she definitly is hot, i say the easiest way to solve this problem with the minimal effort is to either start fucking at her place or if you have to fuck at your place, just fuck somewhere other then the bed. that way way when she falls asleep you can get up and go sleep in your nice DRY bed.

i also think it may be hilarious to jack off in her face while she sleeps and splooge all over her face and if she questions why her face is glazed when she wakes up, tell her that you were so drunk last night you had a "nocturnal emission" ahahaha seriously..........TRY IT!!!!!!!!![/quote:e9df6]


oOo: eek:

Have fun in prison some day.

[eeves]

^that made me laugh

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

[quote="Doctor Duffy":2f876]Yeah man, that's fucking hot stuff, maybe you ougta invest in a water bed, free refills RITE?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????[/quote:2f876]LOL! happy:

[Xorcist [USA]]

Pro tip:

Cut some leg holes in a 40 gallon trash bag.

Insert skank.

Fill bag full of commercial size sea sponges. Tie off the top of said bag with string.

*Remove skank and dispose of 40 gallon trash bag full of urine soaked sponges.

*Option 2: make skank dispose of said bag after you kick her out in the a.m.

[Colonel]

Originally Posted by Arkan

Also, keep that to yourself. Don't go telling your friends....

That is the best advise yet. Don't tell a soul. It will just add to her "puddles" rep and the poor girl will never live it down - and never forgive you, and she's really cute so you don't want to mess it up.

my advise:

1. try hanging out with her while sober. Ask her out on a real date. You think you have to be drunk, but maybe she really likes you and only acts on it when drunk. Take charge!

2. Before you go to sleep make a point of getting up to take a leak and suggest she do the same.

3. Don't engage in pre-martial sex.

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Originally Posted by Colonel

3. Don't engage in pre-martial sex.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/BruceLee1.jpg[/img]

[Simo Häyhä]

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":02cd5]

Originally Posted by Colonel

3. Don't engage in pre-martial sex.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/BruceLee1.jpg[/img][/quote:02cd5]
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