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Default 03-06-2007, 10:42 PM

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no, but will it cook you dinner? will a fleshlight titty fuck you? will it get you another beer?
your girlfriend titty fucks you?[/quote:8d921]

LOL exactly what I was saying he doesnt get the context it would be, can you tittyfuck a fleshlight not will a fleshlight tittyfuck you


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Default 03-06-2007, 10:46 PM

In Soviet Russia, Fleshlight fucks you.
  
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Default 03-06-2007, 10:47 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":986fc]In Soviet Russia, Fleshlight fucks you.[/quote:986fc]it kinda does that here, too.



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Default 03-06-2007, 10:55 PM

I do a decent russian accent, and I use the sovjet russia example most of the time when i demonstrate my h4x
  
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Default 03-06-2007, 11:42 PM

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no, but will it cook you dinner? will a fleshlight titty fuck you? will it get you another beer?
your girlfriend titty fucks you?[/quote:26837]
I was just using an example of what a real woman can do compared to a piece of plastic with a fake pussy in it.
back ot guns
  
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Default 03-07-2007, 01:56 AM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":95d35][quote=strvs]
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no, but will it cook you dinner? will a fleshlight titty fuck you? will it get you another beer?
your girlfriend titty fucks you?[/quote:95d35]
I was just using an example of what a real woman can do compared to a piece of plastic with a fake pussy in it.
back ot guns[/quote:95d35]a real woman can titty fuck you?


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Default 03-09-2007, 07:37 PM

Fuck all you fleshlight lovers

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Got to go to the range today and zero in and shoot the new rifle, here is a shot at 100yds

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Default 03-09-2007, 07:41 PM

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we fuck ourselves just fine thank you.


  
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Default 03-10-2007, 02:25 PM

ooooh, anti happy:
  
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