Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page Weird and random facts about yourself
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#31)
[DAS REICH] Blitz is Offline
General of the Army
 
[DAS REICH] Blitz's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
 Send a message via ICQ to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via AIM to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via MSN to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via Yahoo to [DAS REICH] Blitz  
Default 06-05-2007, 09:19 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":a33dc]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.

I cant remember If I posted about it....
do tell
whut else u wanna know?

EDIT: It doesnt look like I posted anything - I wouldve, it was probably when the forums were down I guess.[/quote:a33dc]basically the story, if you remember



  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#32)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 06-05-2007, 09:28 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7f931][quote=Tripper]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":7f931]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.

I cant remember If I posted about it....
do tell
whut else u wanna know?

EDIT: It doesnt look like I posted anything - I wouldve, it was probably when the forums were down I guess.[/quote:7f931]basically the story, if you remember[/quote:7f931]

Saturdaay night when I used to do graveyard shift - Young guy comes in at about 4am, walks straight into the adult room - This is pretty much the slowest hour on this shift so theres noone else in the store and the streets are dead outside. Guy comes round to the front of the counter, which faces the door, and then walks straight out the door with about 6 pornos. Security locks on the cases set the beepers off and he nips out the door so my natural instinct was to go ahead and approach him - I wasnt threatened by him, he was shorter than me and looked younger and he was dressed sort of nicely so I knew he wasnt street trash. I gave chase down the road and I yelled out some stuff when I was behind him between breaths something like "IM NOT GONNA GIVE UP" "IM GONNA FUCK U UP" and then he turned a corner, I had been quite a few feet away from him, so I cut his corner and I guess when he heard how close I was he just tossed them on the ground and then I just stopped chasing him and picked them up.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#33)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 06-05-2007, 10:04 PM

what a fucking cockblock you are


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#34)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 06-05-2007, 10:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
what a fucking cockblock you are
lol
i gt 50 bux reward from my boss
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#35)
Zoner is Offline
Administrator
 
Zoner's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
   
Default 06-06-2007, 07:40 AM

I'm not a big fan of lightning storms.


http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387  247
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#36)
ninty is Offline
Major General
 
ninty's Avatar
 
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
   
Default 06-06-2007, 08:03 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
I'm not a big fan of lightning storms.
We had a huge lightning storm last night and flash flooding. Had to alter my drive to work this morning because the freeway I take is under water.

2 buildings on fire due to lightning:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ ... ional/home


I didn't take this but this was Calgary last night.
http://aycu20.webshots.com/image/16619/ ... 547_rs.jpg
http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/18212/ ... 588_rs.jpg
http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/1938/3267/173273.jpg
http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/8746/img1986rr0.jpg

House on fire from lightning:

http://blogfile.paran.com/BLOG_369855/2 ... 070606.jpg
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152 ... img100.jpg
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152 ... img097.jpg
http://members.shaw.ca/wainr/Photo-0033.jpg
http://members.shaw.ca/wainr/Photo-0034.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/ ... gsmall.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/ ... 2small.jpg
http://members.shaw.ca/Akagi_Redsuns/flood.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4179.jpg
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/755/img0182ev4.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4178.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4164.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4165.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4167.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4168.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4173.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4175.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4176.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4177.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4179.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4181.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4183.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/j ... CN4185.jpg

http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/1938/3267/173272.jpg

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/ ... C00132.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/ ... C00131.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/ ... C00129.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/ ... C00128.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/ ... C00127.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f222/ ... C00126.jpg

EDIT: IMG tags edited...random facts plz
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#37)
ninty is Offline
Major General
 
ninty's Avatar
 
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
   
Default 06-06-2007, 08:04 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bucknub
ive broken my arm 3 times (all on the same arm) and on the last break is was so bad that it resulted in me having 2 steel plates in my arm and I still have them to this day.
i have a steel plate and 5 screws in my left arm also.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#38)
HeadUp is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 3,839
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH
  Send a message via AIM to HeadUp Send a message via MSN to HeadUp Send a message via Yahoo to HeadUp  
Default 06-06-2007, 09:45 AM

I thoroughly enjoy t-storms

I can't really think of any wierd random things about myself... loney:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#39)
[DAS REICH] Blitz is Offline
General of the Army
 
[DAS REICH] Blitz's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
 Send a message via ICQ to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via AIM to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via MSN to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via Yahoo to [DAS REICH] Blitz  
Default 06-06-2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by HeadUp
I thoroughly enjoy t-storms

I can't really think of any wierd random things about myself... loney:
PROOF!!! FUCK 92BENGALS!!! BAN TRIPPER!!! DJ HEADUP IS ALIVE!!! FPS>92 FTW!!!



  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#40)
Zoner is Offline
Administrator
 
Zoner's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
   
Default 06-06-2007, 03:01 PM

Shut up Blitz.

Fact: I have never received a traffic ticket.


http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387  247
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#41)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 06-06-2007, 03:09 PM

I banged my toe of the wall once in gym and all kinds of blood filled up under neath my big toe nail. I had to have it surgically removed(the nail not my toe)

they did this by 1st drilling a tiny hole in my nail and letting the blood squirt out into the air like they hit an artery


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#42)
imported_Fluffy_Bunny is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 3,564
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
  Send a message via MSN to imported_Fluffy_Bunny  
Default 06-06-2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ninty
haha fluf. what for?

i actually "almost" got arrested for trespassing on friday night on the roof of my elementary school. cops showed up and threatened us with a helicopter and k-9 unit if we didn't get the fuck down. asked wtf we were doing and there. our response: "reminiscing".
I was pretty mashed as my mate had just graduated, then we ended up in a club in Maidstone & I was in the loo takin a piss. I looked up & saw a smoke detector with a gadam webcam videotaping me rolleyes:

The UK is covered with gadam tv cams & I figured it would be pretty easy for some fat slag to be sitting upstairs fapping into a flannel whilst watching me taking a piss so I sorta got a lil mad & decided to tell everyone about it. Then some guy ripped it out the ceiling.

I was pretty pissed at the time so I decided to take it outside & report it to the cops, I was pretty sure I is illegal to video someone taking a whizz in a public area, though now I've looked around it seems to be quite common, though still extremely fucked up imho. What ever happened to privacy? The Bunny willy is prolly on some gay pron site right now annoy:

Anyhoo I couldn't find the cops to report it so I just left it in the street somewhere & returned to the club. Then I left the club later & told the bouncers who then thought that I was the one who ripped it out the ceiling & I ended up in Jail/gaol. I have to return on July 2nd, it's bs though kus the cam has my prints all over it! MMmm...

I guess it was a stupid thing to do, looking back, I was just annoyed by the invasion of my privacy. TBH I don't want some random fker video taping me whilst I whizz & this shyt does occasionally end up on the wrong websites. There's gadam CCTV all over this country cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#43)
Sniper101 is Offline
Staff Sergeant
 
Posts: 1,505
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Good Ol' Nor'east
  Send a message via AIM to Sniper101  
Default 06-06-2007, 05:52 PM

Never gotten a ticket or even pulled over

I can throat sing


  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#44)
Coleman is Offline
Major General
 
Coleman's Avatar
 
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
   
Default 06-06-2007, 06:16 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sniper101
I can throat sing
sweet

I can circular breathe.


  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#45)
[DAS REICH] Blitz is Offline
General of the Army
 
[DAS REICH] Blitz's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
 Send a message via ICQ to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via AIM to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via MSN to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via Yahoo to [DAS REICH] Blitz  
Default 06-06-2007, 06:21 PM

I can put on lipstick using my breasts.



  
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.