[Zap. USMC]

Well, today really pissed me off. It was going good in history class when all of a sudden my stomach started to cramp. I thought "Oh christ, I got to shit!". So I crossed my legs hoping to give me around 5 extra mintues so I'd wait till the teacher got done with the lecture he was giving, so I wouldn't have to raise my hand and look like a fucking retard and ask "May I use the bathroom?". I waited and waited... and the rat bastard was still talking! So I thought, "Well... this is going to be all period thing". So I pinched my shit for 45 minutes..... sure you people would say thats easy.. but try holding liquid shit in for christ sake, I never felt so terrible in my life. I was gruntin' and twitchin all period! This hot chick behind me started to laugh!

WOw... it was terrible. Not to mention when the bell rang I literally 'ran' (more of a limp) to the door and went to the shitter! Then to find out these hicks were passin' chew! So I had to limp to the other bathroom... only to find out the only paper they had was pissed and spit on............

Man, I hate taking a shit in school. One of the WORST expierances in my entire fucking life. Not to mention when you do ask, the rat bastards ask where have you been for the last 10 min. You get the idea...

/rant over