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Default 06-25-2003, 02:52 PM

I only read your post, so Im answering you as if no one else posted yet.

1) How old are you, and how old is she? Not to offend you if I'm wrong, but you sound like your between 15 - 18.

2) I think you are right, as long as you are telling us the whole story. If by chance you were say, not calling her for like 2 weeks, or something like that, then I can understand her position. Otherwise, I would of jacked that kid too, and told her mother that your daughter is a whore.
  
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Default 06-25-2003, 02:59 PM

I'm sorry guys, if anyone is offended, but I've heard this similar story about a hundred times on message boards. It's like the story will never die. You can ALWAYS count on some things being true, and some being completely made up. I mean, it's possible that the story is true, but history dictates that being anonymous, such as being on the internet, tends to give the person more confidence...as a result the experience he/she had gets distorted a little, with the writer always being the hero and triumphing over the bad guy.

I mean, what are the chances that this kid acutally had the balls to slug it out with someone who was obviously tougher then him? (she wouldn't have cheated on you if you were a real man biggrin: ). I just find this all funny. I've heard this adventure story so many times, boy gets dumped, boy meets ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, boy gets revenge, girl is forgotten.

Anyway, back to reality. You must be what, 16? 17?. Unfortunately this is life, and most people are assholes. The female species is a complicated one indead. You can show them total devotion and respect, and they will end up breaking your heart and forgetting about you as easily as it is for them to look you in the eyes and say "I love you".

Basically, women dig money and good looking guys. If you don't have both, don't plan on keeping them around for long, because they get bored fast. happy:
  
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Default 06-25-2003, 03:22 PM

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I'm sorry guys, if anyone is offended, but I've heard this similar story about a hundred times on message boards. It's like the story will never die. You can ALWAYS count on some things being true, and some being completely made up. I mean, it's possible that the story is true, but history dictates that being anonymous, such as being on the internet, tends to give the person more confidence...as a result the experience he/she had gets distorted a little, with the writer always being the hero and triumphing over the bad guy.

I mean, what are the chances that this kid acutally had the balls to slug it out with someone who was obviously tougher then him? (she wouldn't have cheated on you if you were a real man biggrin: ). I just find this all funny. I've heard this adventure story so many times, boy gets dumped, boy meets ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, boy gets revenge, girl is forgotten.

Anyway, back to reality. You must be what, 16? 17?. Unfortunately this is life, and most people are assholes. The female species is a complicated one indead. You can show them total devotion and respect, and they will end up breaking your heart and forgetting about you as easily as it is for them to look you in the eyes and say "I love you".

Basically, women dig money and good looking guys. If you don't have both, don't plan on keeping them around for long, because they get bored fast. happy:

Who the Fuck are you? The Fonz?
  
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Default 06-25-2003, 03:31 PM

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Who the Fuck are you? The Fonz?
Yes i am, as you can tell by my avatar.


  
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Default 06-25-2003, 03:32 PM

One time tripper I want to see an intelligent response, without the word fuck or noob. Don't you get tired of being a miserable son of a bitch?
  
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Default 06-25-2003, 03:55 PM

First of all find out where the guy lives. Kidnap and muder him. Start by cutting off his arms and legs. Make sure you have a plastic sheet on the ground so can collect the blood. Cut off his head at the neck. Carve out his eyes and peel the skin off his face. Now go to your ex's house and go into her room while she is asleep. Nail each of his arms and legs to each corner of her room. Hang the torso on her door. Place the skinned head on her pillow next to her head. Put the skin you took off the head onto her face carefully. If it looks like she will wake up or is facing the wrong direction just put the skin somewhere that she will see it immediatly. With the left over blood write "You're next" repeatedly on her walls.

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Default 06-25-2003, 03:59 PM

I like Akuma's suggestion.

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Default 06-25-2003, 04:40 PM

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I'm sorry guys, if anyone is offended, but I've heard this similar story about a hundred times on message boards. It's like the story will never die. You can ALWAYS count on some things being true, and some being completely made up. I mean, it's possible that the story is true, but history dictates that being anonymous, such as being on the internet, tends to give the person more confidence...as a result the experience he/she had gets distorted a little, with the writer always being the hero and triumphing over the bad guy.

I mean, what are the chances that this kid acutally had the balls to slug it out with someone who was obviously tougher then him? (she wouldn't have cheated on you if you were a real man biggrin: ). I just find this all funny. I've heard this adventure story so many times, boy gets dumped, boy meets ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, boy gets revenge, girl is forgotten.

Anyway, back to reality. You must be what, 16? 17?. Unfortunately this is life, and most people are assholes. The female species is a complicated one indead. You can show them total devotion and respect, and they will end up breaking your heart and forgetting about you as easily as it is for them to look you in the eyes and say "I love you".

Basically, women dig money and good looking guys. If you don't have both, don't plan on keeping them around for long, because they get bored fast. happy:
shit man your scaring me.. lol
  
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Default 06-25-2003, 05:32 PM

Ladies and gentleman I give you HOLLYWOOD - AA.COM's ANSWER TO A QUESTION NOONE ASKED!

In any case, if you are younger than 18, or aren't married - fuck it. IN a few years even if you are somewhat of a loser, you'll be having regular sex. It's only the fatter, lazier, less interesting brothers of cool mods on MOH websites that sit around and dont get laid. Fuck it. I garuntee she isnt 1.) the woman of your dreams, and 2.) the best fuck (if you fucked) youll ever have.
  
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Default 06-25-2003, 07:55 PM

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One time tripper I want to see an intelligent response, without the word fuck or noob. Don't you get tired of being a miserable son of a bitch?
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Default 06-25-2003, 08:13 PM

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I have a great idea. OK she is obviously a stupid whore for being mad at you so here is how u get her back. And do kill your self man she isnt worth your life

You grab a Paintball gun paintball her house (make sure u have the FPS on that sucker all the way up. and if big bad dad come pop him too.

that sounds like fun
  
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Default 06-25-2003, 10:23 PM

dont be violent. she is a lieing piece of trash. but stats say 70% of women have at least one other person on the hook. So just forget about her and find a better woman. She yelled at you for seeing her cheating on you. not worth the time man
  
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Default 06-25-2003, 10:55 PM

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One time tripper I want to see an intelligent response, without the word fuck or noob. Don't you get tired of being a miserable son of a bitch?
Here's an intelligent response:

Shut your fucking face, you sack-scrambling, n00b.

....and I didn't use "noob" or "fuck."

Trick-Ass Hoe.
  
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Default 06-25-2003, 10:57 PM

hes right he didnt use them
  
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Default Re: i need advice - 06-25-2003, 11:00 PM

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something really bad happened to me today.....i went to see A movie with a bunch of guy friends ...when we all walked into the theater i saw my girlfriend sitting next to another guy and his arm was around her.....well seeing this pissed me off..i walked over to then and then saw that they were making out...so that concludeed that there not related...i grab the basterds arm and slung it off of her..and that pissed him off so he stood up...me already up and he took a swing..missing me i swung back..amiing contact..and knockinh him onto the ground..now my girlfriend wont talk to me after a argument about me and how i wasent supposed to see it and blah blah blah...and when i got home i called and her mom said she doesnt wanna talk to me..so i walked down to her house..and eventuallly getting chased away by dig dad...so..when i finally go hold of her(which wasent easy)we talked...almost wanted to hit her,,,,but didnt..and..she dont wanna be wit me anymore...and i really love her a lot..does anyone know how i might be able to get her back?...plz help me...im thinking about suicide so help befoe i do so....(im not kidding about suicide)

Well, I just starting seeing a woman after not having a girlfriend for 3 years(stop laughing!)so I am the last one to give advice on relationships, but. . .it sounds to me like she is not worthy of being trusted. You take her back and she will just walk all over you. It's not worth it, your sanity is more important. Move on, there are plenty of other women out there. Just my $0.02.
  
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