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Default 05-23-2004, 12:14 AM

Make a nice big batch of pancakes only to find you have no fucking syrup!

Same thing with peanut butter & jelly....this time, no bread!

Take a big dump at your girls house and you clog the bowl!

Cooking a nice thick steak on the grille and you run out of gas!

Looking foward to that last piece of pie only to find out someone in the family ate it already!

Burn a music CD and you find one song is clipped!


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Default 05-23-2004, 12:45 AM

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Take a big dump at your girls house and you clog the bowl!
LOL, I havent done that yet, but I fear of it all the time. I pinch a loaf at my house and anywhere else before I step foot in her house. Mainly I fear filling her bathroom with funk after im done.

-having your regular tv lineup ruined by some stupid awards show.
-being the only person at work actually working...then wondering wtf is wrong with you.
-waking up at night to get a drink of water.
-waking up at night because a dog keeps barking.
-going somwhere to eat, buy something or get gas and you find out they dont take atm/visa.
-doing re-work.
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 12:50 AM

taxes mwah:
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 01:10 AM

Someone eating the last of the Dunkin Donuts. mwah:
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 08:28 AM

[quote="Infection_Smith@":26fe7]
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one word... Meat-job

A meat-job is that o-so special person that Can't really formulate a thought like you or I. Ie. your average mtv watching, lifless teenager. They talk of either sports or schoolwork. They have few friends outside of school and if they do have friends, those people are also meat-jobs. They are the "popular" kids who talk only of drugs and their gay punk bands. They are also the girls with livejournals which they only use to complain about life. I'm sure you have encountered these kinds of people in your everyday lives. They aren't bad people per-say but they are below the person with common sense.


If you were offended by this, then you sir/madam are a meat-job.

EDIT: I could go on forever about these people, but I am too lazy to do such a thing.
Are you implying all nerds and atheletes are meat jobs?[/quote:26fe7]

not nerds, most of them have friends

athletes usually fit into the category but there are many exceptions.
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 09:56 AM

Being awakened by a violent thunderstorm, realising the power is out and having to try to stay awake until the power comes back on so you can reset your alarm clock.
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 11:40 AM

When youre trying to walk to your class and the retards in the front of the pack walk ever so slowly, preventing everyone else from getting anywhere. Ive started to use them just walk and if i knock someone over sucks to them

Getting all your shit ready only to find out you left something at home, wallet pens books homework.

When youre doing yardwork and some asshole interuppts me while im planting stuff and asks me what road this is, and how to get to somewhere.

When people talk about their c0k, only to fidn out later its small from their ex girl

When people tailgate me when im going over the limit, back the fuck off or pass me

When Im working and people cant figure out how to use the ATM, and the instructions are on the screen. Quit bugging me and read.

People who are convinced that they are always wrong, and not evena powerpoint presentation, a pie chart and a line graph shows them theyre wrong.

People who are flat out lazy, stupid and never do anything while working.

When people turn, but forget to put on their signal and magically theyre 3rd brake light is broke.

Ricers.

Rich people

Rich ricers
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 05:41 PM

Having to have a poop without any reading material.... annoy:
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 07:00 PM

being waken up an hour early by a cock sucking mosquito.
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 07:03 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":d086f]Having to have a poop without any reading material.... annoy:[/quote:d086f]nah, having to poop but it feels like you drank cement and your shit is rock-solid...i don't know how gays do it oOo:


  
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Default 05-23-2004, 07:48 PM

shitting your pants in the middle of a date

getting caught masturbating outside dates house after date

getting piss in my mouth
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 08:50 PM

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shitting your pants in the middle of a date

getting caught masturbating outside dates house after date

getting piss in my mouth
Ditto.
  
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Default 05-23-2004, 11:44 PM

Piss in your mouth?..i'm not even gonna ask !!


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Default 05-24-2004, 03:36 AM

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Piss in your mouth?..i'm not even gonna ask !!
I have dangerous meals.
  
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Default 05-24-2004, 03:41 AM

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Piss in your mouth?..i'm not even gonna ask !!
Don't be all shy and silly...of course you can ask...just say
"Tripper, may I please piss in your mouth?"....go on... freak:
  
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