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Default 02-11-2007, 11:10 PM

-promoted at work (I can now do four different things at work)
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-got an SS ring from my grandfather (i'm still weirded out by it)
-i had a sexual feeling
  
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Default 02-11-2007, 11:15 PM

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I gave a dude head.
rippin on material i ripped from tripper... you sickin me.
  
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Default 02-11-2007, 11:23 PM

except I really did...
  
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Default 02-11-2007, 11:52 PM

ya, we know your gay, move on to something else k? thx.
  
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Default 02-12-2007, 02:19 PM

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shit seems to be getting worse and worse for me.

i guess my only option now is to see a professional about it
We all go through rough times man, no shame in getting some help from people who know what their talking about. I've had a friend who went down a more or less troubled path in pretty much the span of less than a year, and their no longer here anymore. Don't want that to happen to you trip. Just like Arkan said, you want to talk about it, i'm all ears. Just let me know. That goes for anyone on here.
  
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Default 02-12-2007, 03:36 PM

I too, have been feeling very depressed and useless lately. WHY ARE WOMEN SO GODS DAMN CONFUSING? cry:

Okay, bragmode is set to /off

I was out with this girl last weekend. We watched movies at her dorm room, and the alcohol flowed. We got along good, something just seemed to click. I asked her if she liked me in 'like, a dating capacity' and she was all 'yea'. Then she asked me to kiss her, and I did. Escalation leading to her being fully nude and oral sex. She started squirming and moaning (in a good way, you know, like in porn) and suddenly stopped and said she wanted to to go bed and that she'd walk me out. I kissed her goodnight. I didnt say anything because it had suddenly gotten SO DAMNED AWKWARD

Last week, I tried talking to her a few times. Guess what? awkwardness survived, and with just a dash of distant frigidity. I don't know what I did wrong, and what, if anything, I can do to rectify this situation. I'm actually bored of hookups, I wanted a relationship.
  
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Default 02-12-2007, 03:43 PM

1) I doubt you gave a girl oral
2)If you did give her oral, She probably farted in your face and kicked you out so she and her hoes could laugh at you forever and you just happened ot have left that part out of the story.
  
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Default 02-12-2007, 03:45 PM

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shit seems to be getting worse and worse for me.

i guess my only option now is to see a professional about it
We all go through rough times man, no shame in getting some help from people who know what their talking about. I've had a friend who went down a more or less troubled path in pretty much the span of less than a year, and their no longer here anymore. Don't want that to happen to you trip. Just like Arkan said, you want to talk about it, i'm all ears. Just let me know. That goes for anyone on here.
Hey I appreciate it - Thanks to you and Arkan - I dunno whats going on, sometimes I feel like im really making things work and then a week later I'll feel like im really drowning.

i talk to people i know but they all have their own problems and i really dont like to be a burden - life is technically better than ever which worries me, as i cant see any reason for this shit

ill figure it out, i usually do
  
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Default 02-12-2007, 04:29 PM

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shit seems to be getting worse and worse for me.

i guess my only option now is to see a professional about it
We all go through rough times man, no shame in getting some help from people who know what their talking about. I've had a friend who went down a more or less troubled path in pretty much the span of less than a year, and their no longer here anymore. Don't want that to happen to you trip. Just like Arkan said, you want to talk about it, i'm all ears. Just let me know. That goes for anyone on here.
Hey I appreciate it - Thanks to you and Arkan - I dunno whats going on, sometimes I feel like im really making things work and then a week later I'll feel like im really drowning.

i talk to people i know but they all have their own problems and i really dont like to be a burden - life is technically better than ever which worries me, as i cant see any reason for this shit

ill figure it out, i usually do
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Default 02-12-2007, 04:44 PM

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I too, have been feeling very depressed and useless lately. WHY ARE WOMEN SO GODS DAMN CONFUSING? cry:

Okay, bragmode is set to /off

I was out with this girl last weekend. We watched movies at her dorm room, and the alcohol flowed. We got along good, something just seemed to click. I asked her if she liked me in 'like, a dating capacity' and she was all 'yea'. Then she asked me to kiss her, and I did. Escalation leading to her being fully nude and oral sex. She started squirming and moaning (in a good way, you know, like in porn) and suddenly stopped and said she wanted to to go bed and that she'd walk me out. I kissed her goodnight. I didnt say anything because it had suddenly gotten SO DAMNED AWKWARD

Last week, I tried talking to her a few times. Guess what? awkwardness survived, and with just a dash of distant frigidity. I don't know what I did wrong, and what, if anything, I can do to rectify this situation. I'm actually bored of hookups, I wanted a relationship.
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Default 02-12-2007, 04:51 PM

if anyone cares to provide useful advice, that'd totally rock. Why does tripp get all the love and support?
  
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Default 02-12-2007, 05:21 PM

Tripe-- sounds like it could be some kind of bi-polar thing if youre experiencing powerful ups and downs. Could just be a chemical imbalance in your brain (as is often the case), which can be helped by eating right and excersizing, and more importantly, keeping yourself occupied and with friends. Develop a mantra of sorts to tell yourself everything is fine if you feel like you're drowning, and realize that its all about perspective. If you have a positive attitude that you will beat the BS thats making you feel bad, you can do it for real.

Coma-- she sounds like a fucking wierdo, let her go, if she wants any more of what you have to offer, she will ask for it...if not than fuck her, forget about her and move on.

EDIT: maybe not quite a wierdo, but she is playing games and bein shady, girls do it all the time, I hear it has something to do with their vaginas
  
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Default 02-12-2007, 05:37 PM

yea, the school was hosting the Vagina Monologues this week, i took one look at the poster, then came back a few hours later, waited till i had a sizable audience, and went up, read it as though for the first time, and said 'So wait, it talks too?'
  
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Default 02-12-2007, 05:43 PM

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if anyone cares to provide useful advice, that'd totally rock. Why does tripp get all the love and support?
We actually like him, whereas we don't like you.
And thats the gayest joke ever.
  
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