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Default 07-10-2006, 09:23 PM

^baaaaaaaaaaazing



  
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Default 07-11-2006, 12:38 PM

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just because shes a virgin, doesnt mean shes new to oral sex biggrin:
Christianity. No Oral sex, no anal, vaginal , no touching, wanking it or anything else like that. Your not even allowed to think of it actually.
  
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Default 07-11-2006, 01:01 PM

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Default 07-11-2006, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by "Coleman":92519
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looks like a man, gaylord.
I would definitely bang Adriana Lima before I'd ever think about sticking it in that shower girl you posted
why not both
For one thing, it's an added bonus knowing you'll be popping Adriana's cherry.
I highly doubt shes a virgin[/quote:92519]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriana_lima There's a bunch of other sources with interviews explaining how she's saving it for marriage. As far as I know, she hasn't married/divorced anyone as of yet.[/quote:92519]

you would have to get past the vast garden of unshave pubic hair around her mangina before actually being able to screw that he-she.


  
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Default 07-11-2006, 02:32 PM

[quote=elstatec][quote=Coleman][quote=Sirus]
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looks like a man, gaylord.
I would definitely bang Adriana Lima before I'd ever think about sticking it in that shower girl you posted
why not both
For one thing, it's an added bonus knowing you'll be popping Adriana's cherry.
I highly doubt shes a virgin[/quote:44603]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriana_lima There's a bunch of other sources with interviews explaining how she's saving it for marriage. As far as I know, she hasn't married/divorced anyone as of yet.[/quote:44603]

you would have to get past the vast garden of unshave pubic hair around her mangina before actually being able to screw that he-she.[/quote:44603]

I think youre jealous.
  
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Default 07-11-2006, 02:39 PM

[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/07/eva-longoria-makeup.jpg[/img]

eva longoria sans make up


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Default 07-11-2006, 02:40 PM

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you would have to get past the vast garden of unshave pubic hair around her mangina before actually being able to screw that he-she.
lol @ unshaved hair. SHE'S A LINGERIE MODEL


  
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Default 07-11-2006, 02:43 PM

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[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/07/eva-longoria-makeup.jpg[/img]

eva longoria sans make up
id still like to see her, sans clothing.
  
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Default 07-12-2006, 11:19 AM

http://hornyoyster.com/?p=103


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Default 07-12-2006, 11:41 AM

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looks like a man, gaylord.
I would definitely bang Adriana Lima before I'd ever think about sticking it in that shower girl you posted
why not both
For one thing, it's an added bonus knowing you'll be popping Adriana's cherry.
....[/quote:75068]For the slow children, SHE'S A VIRGIN.[/quote:75068]
I would have to say... Bullshit
  
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Default 07-12-2006, 06:02 PM

EDIT: no pics a vaggies, thanks
  
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Default 07-13-2006, 03:25 AM

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looks like a man, gaylord.
I would definitely bang Adriana Lima before I'd ever think about sticking it in that shower girl you posted
why not both
For one thing, it's an added bonus knowing you'll be popping Adriana's cherry.
....[/quote:bcdc1]For the slow children, SHE'S A VIRGIN.[/quote:bcdc1]

whats the fuss with adriana lima? im not really attracted to her...now alessandra ambrosio...thats an attractive women
  
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Default 07-13-2006, 05:58 PM

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eva longoria sans make up
I'm now sans my lunch.
  
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Default 07-13-2006, 06:03 PM

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eva longoria sans make up
I'm now sans my lunch.
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Default 07-13-2006, 06:35 PM

cause nycks pic didnt work:
[img]http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/07/longoria_2.jpg[/img]
Eva Longoria. Without makeup.

Wow
  
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