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Default 06-04-2006, 06:26 AM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":9a69a]first Victoria Secrets catalouge


last, I came over to my parents house and spent the night, well my sis 17 had a friend over spending the night, well I went over to her room and jacked off in her face, and than cleaned her up. Well thats what I did from my bed, in my mind.[/quote:9a69a]

what did you sister say to you, in your mind?



  
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Default 06-04-2006, 08:21 AM

lmao at dry humping bed


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Default 06-04-2006, 09:53 AM

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new last: covermyface.org
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first: i dont remember, just thinkin of sex, and i didnt do it fap style, i did it by laying on my stomach and doing like a humping motion or something, i didnt know what jackin it was, or what happened when i blated

last: i have no pron out here cuz im online either on my roommates laptop or at an internet cafe, so i have to do it in the shower, thought of ariana jollee getting creamed i think, when i have to leave it to imagination, my mind goes from one memorable porn scene to the other
same, only I insert real life girls in the pron
  
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Default 06-04-2006, 05:43 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":314ba][quote="mR.cLeAn":314ba]first Victoria Secrets catalouge


last, I came over to my parents house and spent the night, well my sis 17 had a friend over spending the night, well I went over to her room and jacked off in her face, and than cleaned her up. Well thats what I did from my bed, in my mind.[/quote:314ba]

what did you sister say to you, in your mind?[/quote:314ba]

her FRIEND came over in the morning, and blew me off as a wake up call.
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Default 06-05-2006, 03:21 AM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":ebb1c][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ebb1c][quote="mR.cLeAn":ebb1c]first Victoria Secrets catalouge


last, I came over to my parents house and spent the night, well my sis 17 had a friend over spending the night, well I went over to her room and jacked off in her face, and than cleaned her up. Well thats what I did from my bed, in my mind.[/quote:ebb1c]

what did you sister say to you, in your mind?[/quote:ebb1c]

her FRIEND came over in the morning, and blew me off as a wake up call.
in my mind.[/quote:ebb1c]
That reminds me of an absolutely almost certainly true urban FIS legend. A girl, lets call her Alice, brings her Friend, who shall be known as Jane, to her house. Alices brother has also invted 4 of his friends over. Now the story goes that Jane gave each one of Alice's brother's friends head, and each came on her face. This story is mist often used to explain Jane's dead eye.
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