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Doctor Duffy · 12-16-2005, 12:06 PM

...how the fuck do you lose 80 pounds in 7 months? Jesus christ, your TV material

I lost 30 pounds in 9 months (Went from 160 to 130, and rofl, now Im 150 again - just more MOOSCLE) and the doctors called it unhealthy. They withdrew blood, took urine tests, and X-rayed me - thought I was starving myself to lose all that weight.

Keep it up, but just be careful not to yo-yo back when you're done.

And thank god your sisters still hot.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 12-16-2005, 02:54 PM

dude plz, stop with the long worthless stories..

Doctor Duffy · 12-16-2005, 03:03 PM

In the Kingdom of Abe lived lived a magical princess by the name of duffy. Duffy was a sad child with a fucked up nose rivalling that of a boxing negro who's speciality was getting his fuck knocked in, untouchable by all of the women of the land and admired by countless men, this is the story of duffy.

Sgt. Paine · 12-16-2005, 03:06 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":4bbfc]...how the fuck do you lose 80 pounds in 7 months? Jesus christ, your TV material[/quote:4bbfc]

Yea seriously Jarrod from Subway.

Mr.Buttocks · 12-16-2005, 03:08 PM

Duffy -> die soon.

geRV · 12-16-2005, 03:11 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":92e0a]Duffy -> die soon.[/quote:92e0a]

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Mr.Buttocks · 12-16-2005, 03:14 PM

biggrin:

geRV · 12-16-2005, 03:17 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":5e81d]biggrin:[/quote:5e81d]

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TonyMontana · 12-16-2005, 03:19 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":cc55f][quote="Doctor Duffy":cc55f]...how the fuck do you lose 80 pounds in 7 months? Jesus christ, your TV material[/quote:cc55f]

Yea seriously Jarrod from Subway.[/quote:cc55f]

um just over 10 pounds a month? that's not really a ridiculous amount

Mr.Buttocks · 12-16-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/vegriderhitler.gif[/img]

haha happy:

Doctor Duffy · 12-16-2005, 04:37 PM

[quote=TonyMontana][quote="Sgt. Paine":2583a]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":2583a

...how the fuck do you lose 80 pounds in 7 months? Jesus christ, your TV material

Yea seriously Jarrod from Subway.[/quote:2583a]

um just over 10 pounds a month? that's not really a ridiculous amount[/quote:2583a]

Thats like total starvation. A pound a week is a big goal - cut 500 calories a day for 7 days a week, and thats 3500, a pound. Thats 5 lb.'s a month, basically...

Comatose DEFIED PHYSICS... he doubled that... thats like cutting 1000 calories a day, which is cutting half of your caloric requirement (Probably 3000 for his size, though), which is cutting out like an entire meal and a half.

Blase · 12-16-2005, 04:38 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":efd11][quote=TonyMontana][quote="Sgt. Paine":efd11]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":efd11

...how the fuck do you lose 80 pounds in 7 months? Jesus christ, your TV material

Yea seriously Jarrod from Subway.[/quote:efd11]

um just over 10 pounds a month? that's not really a ridiculous amount[/quote:efd11]

Thats like total starvation. A pound a week is a big goal - cut 500 calories a day for 7 days a week, and thats 3500, a pound. Thats 5 lb.'s a month, basically...

Comatose DEFIED PHYSICS... he doubled that... thats like cutting 1000 calories a day, which is cutting half of your caloric requirement (Probably 3000 for his size, though), which is cutting out like an entire meal and a half.[/quote:efd11]

He got lipo. Anyone remember him going to the hospital because "his weight was of significant concern to his health"?

strvs · 12-16-2005, 04:39 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d7270][quote=TonyMontana][quote="Sgt. Paine":d7270]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":d7270

...how the fuck do you lose 80 pounds in 7 months? Jesus christ, your TV material

Yea seriously Jarrod from Subway.[/quote:d7270]

um just over 10 pounds a month? that's not really a ridiculous amount[/quote:d7270]

Thats like total starvation. A pound a week is a big goal - cut 500 calories a day for 7 days a week, and thats 3500, a pound. Thats 5 lb.'s a month, basically...

Comatose DEFIED PHYSICS... he doubled that... thats like cutting 1000 calories a day, which is cutting half of your caloric requirement (Probably 3000 for his size, though), which is cutting out like an entire meal and a half.[/quote:d7270]
[img]http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/stfu/stfu-pic.jpg[/img]

Doctor Duffy · 12-16-2005, 04:43 PM

[quote=Blase][quote="Doctor Duffy":b7356][quote=TonyMontana]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt. Paine":b7356

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":b7356

...how the fuck do you lose 80 pounds in 7 months? Jesus christ, your TV material

Yea seriously Jarrod from Subway.

um just over 10 pounds a month? that's not really a ridiculous amount[/quote:b7356]

Thats like total starvation. A pound a week is a big goal - cut 500 calories a day for 7 days a week, and thats 3500, a pound. Thats 5 lb.'s a month, basically...

Comatose DEFIED PHYSICS... he doubled that... thats like cutting 1000 calories a day, which is cutting half of your caloric requirement (Probably 3000 for his size, though), which is cutting out like an entire meal and a half.[/quote:b7356]

He got lipo. Anyone remember him going to the hospital because "his weight was of significant concern to his health"?[/quote:b7356]

Nah, not really. Spending 7 months in the hospital ed:

Blase · 12-16-2005, 04:45 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":317f4]
Nah, not really. Spending 7 months in the hospital ed:[/quote:317f4]

It's more likely that the 7 months began when he decided he was going to get lipo, with the actual weight reduction process being the last week of said 7 months.