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Default 03-16-2006, 04:01 PM

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I present to you the abortion of a shirt that my grandmother bought both my dad and I for x-mas 5 years ago. I seriously wanted to smother her with a pillow. It looks like left over upholstery from a couch from the 1970's and its like this crushed velvet texture to it. oOo:

I had my mom return mine and I got a whole 13 dollars credit at marshall Fields oOo:

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happy: Please tell me you took a pic of yourself wearing it.
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK NOO


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Default 03-16-2006, 04:06 PM

I've been thinking of creating a portfolio of vandalism.

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Default 03-16-2006, 04:09 PM

I've been thinking of creating a portfolio of cock/moneyshots

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Default 03-16-2006, 04:11 PM

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I've been thinking of creating a portfolio of cock/moneyshots

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Default 03-17-2006, 02:39 PM

[quote="Art Attack":1157f]it's a doob[/quote:1157f]

What kind of papers do you use?
  
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Default 03-17-2006, 03:49 PM

I normally use zig zags...but that was a coconut paper.
  
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Default 03-17-2006, 03:50 PM

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Default 03-20-2006, 06:26 PM

second to last is the best imo. Were those from today or exactly one year ago today? If its today you lucky fuck. I cant wait for all this snow and rediculous cold to go away.
  
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Default 03-20-2006, 09:44 PM

today, i live in arizona dude phoenix area, we only see snow like 100 - 200 miles north of us, like 2 weeks ago i saw snow on the mountains ;-)

it's leet - it's like 60-80 F here until summer then it's HELL hellfire:
  
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Default 03-20-2006, 09:48 PM

Are there carvings in some of those rocks or am I on mind altering drugs?
  
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Default 03-20-2006, 10:10 PM

drugs are bad for you. Unless you are happy then they are good.
  
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Default 03-20-2006, 10:33 PM

drugs are good
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Default 03-20-2006, 10:57 PM

i see your joint and raise you my empty bottle collection (a bottle of jager, a bottle off goldschlager, and another of 151 not pictured)

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my parents placed whiskey in my sippy cup, milk was for pussies
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Default 03-20-2006, 11:00 PM

why the fuck do people keep empty liquor bottle. I mean does that make you cool?

OMFG LOOK AT ALL TEH LIQ0RZ I HVE DRUNKT


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