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Default 07-18-2003, 02:03 AM

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kick his ass man, he has been there a couple of weeks you say? he isnt your father, hell he isnt your step f
ather, he is some piece of shit punk who thinks he is your father, beat the shit outta this bitch, and if he is bigger than you.....use a weapon, if he calls the cops, say he was trying to molest you, cops believe kids over adults....especially if you cry biggrin:
dude trust me, if you say he tryed to molest you, the cops WILL believe you, just do that man....
bahahaha, learned that from South Park, didnt you?
  
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Default 07-18-2003, 02:40 AM

just take a dump on the hood of his car


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Default 07-18-2003, 03:07 AM

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Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.
hey, that was my idea, at least give the ol' sarge some credit[/quote:197ba]

Yours was vague and left to much to chance. You get 0 credit because this is my standard tacti... *looks around*

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Default 07-18-2003, 04:39 AM

yo F*ck him up! it should just be automatic next time hes sayz shit to you snuff him and stand your ground.
  
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Default .. - 10-24-2004, 01:30 AM

hi
thanks trip for this great moment
  
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Default 10-24-2004, 01:24 PM

fuck him up.


  
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Default 10-24-2004, 03:10 PM

I got all nastagic reading posters names in this thread.
  
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Default 10-24-2004, 03:26 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":6e271]just take a dump on the hood of his car[/quote:6e271]
i remember when he was a mod...
  
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Default 10-24-2004, 03:43 PM

When did this place turn into the Springer show? eek:
  
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Default 10-24-2004, 06:33 PM

I feel for you, the best thing to do is just tell your mom.
  
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Default 10-24-2004, 06:34 PM

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Is he cute?
  
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Default 10-24-2004, 07:56 PM

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Is he cute?
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Default 10-24-2004, 08:59 PM

kill yourself
  
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Default 10-24-2004, 09:09 PM

wtf is up with page 7?


  
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Default 10-25-2004, 12:38 AM

kick him in the nuts many times happy:
  
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