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Default 09-21-2006, 03:48 PM

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wow...to take a piss standing up with no hands...you'd have tpo have great judgement for like the first try....then you can figure out the aim afterwards....but the first try gonna be the tough one.
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Default 09-21-2006, 06:01 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":45636]you definetly get a girl to hold you wang when doing edward 40's. ITs just gay not to. PLus when she goes ot shake it for you and you pop a boner, she might give you head.[/quote:45636]

Yeah, I'm sure its real easy for you super studs to get random girls to grab your cock and shake out the piss for you. rolleyes:
  
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Default 09-21-2006, 07:49 PM

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you definetly get a girl to hold you wang when doing edward 40's. ITs just gay not to. PLus when she goes ot shake it for you and you pop a boner, she might give you head.
Yeah, I'm sure its real easy for you super studs to get random girls to grab your cock and shake out the piss for you. rolleyes:[/quote:83c49]

Don't remember if that ever happened to me.


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Default 09-21-2006, 08:13 PM

^LMAO Nice sig...ITS AN INVASION


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Default 09-24-2006, 05:05 AM

Where did that baby come from? He/she is so adorable!


  
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Default 09-24-2006, 06:53 AM

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Where did that baby come from?

Nyck's wife.
  
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Default 09-24-2006, 07:29 AM

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Where did that baby come from?

Nyck's wife.[/quote:8767d]
Hey, it takes two to tango.
  
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Default 09-24-2006, 09:44 AM

[quote=Vance]
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Where did that baby come from?

Nyck's wife.
Hey, it takes two to tango.[/quote:489eb]

lol ya...my dong was a co-creator


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Default 09-24-2006, 09:45 AM

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Where did that baby come from?

Nyck's wife.
Hey, it takes two to tango.
lol ya...my dong was a co-creator[/quote:8e4ab]you were the executive producer

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Default 09-24-2006, 04:19 PM

we played a gig with "and their eyes were bloodshot" yesterday, here's a picture of us


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Default 09-24-2006, 04:20 PM

th9s is going to get ugly


  
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Default 09-24-2006, 04:22 PM

don't care about it, And their eyes were bloodshot is a fucking big band!


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Default 09-24-2006, 04:41 PM

jakke you emo shitbird happy:


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Default 09-24-2006, 04:44 PM

How many chicks are in those bands? I counted 3.
  
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Default 09-25-2006, 01:03 PM

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we played a gig with "and their eyes were bloodshot" yesterday, here's a picture of us


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