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Default 11-13-2006, 10:09 PM
POS, the gross chick looks like shes about 40
  
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Default 11-14-2006, 12:48 AM
Hmm. South Street Seaport is pretty close to me. (I live in lower Manhattan)
  
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Default 11-14-2006, 06:45 AM
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shes 22, I was very close to becoming violently sick after watching her eating habbits.
  
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Default 11-14-2006, 01:17 PM
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Default 11-14-2006, 01:36 PM
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POS, the gross chick looks like shes about 40
shes 22, I was very close to becoming violently sick after watching her eating habbits.
At the very least you coulda brought her home and knocked her out, then drained the grease from her forehead for a nice fry up.



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 11-14-2006, 01:55 PM
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POS, the gross chick looks like shes about 40
shes 22, I was very close to becoming violently sick after watching her eating habbits.
At the very least you coulda brought her home and knocked her out, then drained the grease from her forehead for a nice fry up.
happy: happy: happy: happy: happy:

It wouldnt be possible. Shes at my friends house, and went on cam to me just now, nearly fucking fell off my chair as I thought it was jo. ed:

I wouldnt mind if she wasnt as wide as I am tall, had yellow teeth, greasy hair and face, and have the eating manners of a horse.
  
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Default 11-14-2006, 01:57 PM
Eating like a horse has some advantages, the nosebag covers up most of that mug for one. But ya thats one homely looking bitch.


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Default 11-14-2006, 03:27 PM
Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down!

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Default 11-14-2006, 04:06 PM
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Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and got a branch stuck in her arse!
Better.

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Default 11-14-2006, 05:55 PM
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You mean you heard that before? Fuck

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Default 11-14-2006, 07:57 PM
Shes worse in real life though, she was lead on my mates bed, and her belly was overhanging pretty much flopping on the mattress. Needless to say I almost puked, and after her saying I was pretty fit, almost had a heart attack. SHouldnt have had a plate at the meal we had - should have given her a fucking bucket.
  
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