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Default 10-05-2007, 03:56 PM

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Default 10-08-2007, 12:18 AM

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Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me. And no fucking left turns anywhere? btw, i broke SEVERAL V&T laws whilst there. I said "fuck this" and made left turns at random and even did a 180 degree flip around with help from the E-brake and crossed some double yellow lines. Oh, and i gassed it and went about 40 miles over the speed limit all the while with my middle finger in the air cursing your beloved state. I felt much better afterwards.

.........other than that, the pass through NJ was uneventful.
haha, its called a jughandle. i love NJ, just have to know where to go.

and the prank just involved an inside joke with a big penis and bukkake...and leaving it on his windshield for him to find...
  
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Default 10-08-2007, 06:02 AM



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Default 10-08-2007, 10:14 AM

ha thats awesome jj.
  
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Default 10-08-2007, 11:44 AM

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Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me. And no fucking left turns anywhere? btw, i broke SEVERAL V&T laws whilst there. I said "fuck this" and made left turns at random and even did a 180 degree flip around with help from the E-brake and crossed some double yellow lines. Oh, and i gassed it and went about 40 miles over the speed limit all the while with my middle finger in the air cursing your beloved state. I felt much better afterwards.

.........other than that, the pass through NJ was uneventful.

And to stay on topic.....

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Default 10-08-2007, 01:28 PM

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Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?

Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me.
wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas


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Default 10-08-2007, 03:09 PM

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you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.
  
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Default 10-08-2007, 03:24 PM

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you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.
yep, usually apu or ahmed is pretty fast though...atleast here in northern jersey.
  
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Default 10-08-2007, 06:45 PM

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you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.
fucking lol - thats hilarious
  
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Default 10-08-2007, 07:06 PM

Jersey...what a shit hole.
  
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Default 10-08-2007, 07:59 PM

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wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas
Retard

Now you know why i was pissed. Took 2 gas stations and 1 assclown 15 minutes to top off my tank because the gay NJ laws say i'm not capable of doing it myself. And on top of that, once you get off the main road, you can't make a fucking left turn anywhere.


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Default 10-08-2007, 08:58 PM

I take it back...New jersey is gay...lol seriously...fuck the jobs it creates that is retarded

plus I would get ultra pissed having to stand there and wait every time


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Default 10-09-2007, 09:48 AM

i dont really mind it. it doesnt take long at all. plus its nice when its cold out and you dont have to get out.

this is what i love about jersey:
  
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Default 10-09-2007, 10:10 AM

Is that water actually swimmable? Or will you grow a third leg or something if you do
  
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