[Duke_of_Ray]

coverd in large amounts of

[rdeyes]

decaying vietcong fish oil and

[Maplegyver]

ITS JUST LIKE VIETNAM !

[rdeyes]

minus the m-60 whoring noobs

[Art Attack]

and chinks in the trees

[Tripper]

but you can fuck a

[Zoner]

dude with an oscillating Makita

[Eight Ace]

Anal-Assaulta, no job too small

[Zoner]

for that little piece of

[Zoner]

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INTERMISSION
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Thought you might be interested what we have so far.

"I found that we have a raging, uncontrollable case of the shits. We all need industrial butt-plugs, call Nyck he will post a link so he can suck my toes, which happen to be cock-like in shape and disgusting, stinky, weird-shaped and stupid. So, with that we can eat beans and be sexy, but not as sexy as his highness duke of ray, for he stole my french toast so he could play letters that fling small kids with my sleeves that were encrusted with old dried up red from when I hit Bob Denver.

Lets all fellate and ram into the nearest merlin clone that we find on the street corner near the turtle pie shop in Las Vegas where the hookers have quims like horses collars and love to suck beans that have been poured over sweaty naked bodies of men and grab a cup of molded brown gravey milkdud coffee biscuits from the shop around the park where people and dogs fuck with gay abandon and hobos get hot by having Blitz tongue their anus.

The flames in their hair day, and cross-dress by night. When I saw the long pointy blade dive into blitz penis slide into my puckered lips, I realized that my dad was pushing too hard. The end... or is it?

The man started to caress Blitz's aching moistened hooded clitoris that was really a tree that was shaped like a long arched hardened man sausage which caused Blitz to spurt milk that looked all green that was really a pizza with anchoives that really smelled like Blitzs unwashed nether regions, like nasty gym socks after being released into by Duke's sexy tounge that was as red as Eight Ace's loose cum soaked as Blitzs face. Blitz was brutally assraped by bikers.

After he said they were cute and welcome anytime to run with him and make him delicious savoury treats and sweet sweet love by the ear with his lovely left fire breathing dog man that loved to lick his junk. Blitz screamed like a little, fearing this thread would be locked because people kept posting but i think it shouldnt. But it will anyway because of the rampant retardation from the duke who's not a faggot but he is one sexy son of a blue gill bass that eats pure mexican food every saturday and always wanting to visit maples home for'a shag fest in the tunnel that was intense and at many times posted on the forum where duke was a hurdygurdy man who was flamed by everyone because they were jealous of liberals lead by Hillary Clinton.

Who fell on her ass and contracted aids because of sexual contact with everyone from Yugoslavia where mothers make nice stuff and that ends it.
Then everybody finally agreed that nobody with aids can be able to end the NHL lockout due to the fact pyro fucked your dad. Now lets not say things about my shoe fetish. Please insert a pair of air jordans in to my anal cavity because we all know that Blitz is a shit eater. You would know this how because hes agayfagatron the end.

Nothing this evil ever dies because it is so cool to use toothpaste to clean your teeth when they are covered in large amounts of decaying vietcong fish oil and ITS JUST LIKE VIETNAM, minus the m-60 whoring noobs and c***** in the trees. But you can fuck a dude with an oscillating Makita Anal-Assaulta, no job too small for that little piece of..."

happy:

[Maplegyver]

lmao.

[Eight Ace]

Good story that, although I notice Blitz seems to be hogging the lime-light a bit... annoy:

[Zoner]

We should sell the rights to Hollywood and cast Lance Bass as Blitz.

[Duke_of_Ray]

Who would act as The Duke?

[wintersforge]

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":75741]Who would act as The Duke?[/quote:75741]

Louie Diamond Phillip?