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Default You gotta love this guy..... - 02-18-2003, 05:20 AM

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.
  
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Default 02-18-2003, 06:34 AM

priceless..



  
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Default 02-18-2003, 06:56 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":af040]priceless..[/quote:af040]

what he said evil:
  
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Default 02-18-2003, 07:19 AM

owned!
  
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Default 02-18-2003, 09:29 AM

EXCLUSIVE photo of the wedding cake!

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Default 02-18-2003, 10:02 AM

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Default 02-18-2003, 10:11 AM

This is urban legend
  
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Default 02-18-2003, 10:37 AM

Ha, that man did exactly what he should have.
  
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Default 02-18-2003, 11:01 AM

LOL, man that guy is awesome, we should all do the same thing as him!! evil:
  
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Default 02-18-2003, 11:01 AM

Nice wedding cake. biggrin:
  
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Default 02-18-2003, 11:09 AM

Pay back time is a bicth, isn't it.


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Default 02-18-2003, 11:10 AM

wow, that takes balls to actually pull something like that off.


  
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Default 02-18-2003, 11:11 AM

Ha French people suck.


  
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Default 02-18-2003, 11:11 AM

This should be named ya gotta love the cake. biggrin:
  
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Default 02-18-2003, 12:28 PM

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