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Default Penis and ball stories :D - 03-20-2003, 11:05 PM

Since God (AKA Old Reliable) didn't want any balls stories in the other thread, i've decided to make one of my own.

[quote:33403]for the sake of sanity, ENOUGH WITH YOUR PENIS AND BALL STORIES!!!!!!!![/quote:33403]

POST away all of your stories with your balls and penis[/quote]


  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:06 PM

....Id rather not. eek:
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:22 PM

There were two penises, one was called mr bush and the the other was called mr blair, they were best freinds......
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:25 PM

Just touch it......Come on...just a lil' bit....Just one touch.....
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:29 PM

a greek goddess was created from the sky's(Ouranos) members
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:30 PM

i have a penis and HUGE balls ... danke
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:31 PM

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i have a penis and HUGE balls ... danke
gg c0kandb4llstein!
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:35 PM

What an odd thread...
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:37 PM

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i have a penis and HUGE balls ... danke
your intestines might be sinking down into your s@c.......go see some hot woman doctor to see what's wrong biggrin:


  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:38 PM

or hes got a case of elephantitis like that one guy who had a huge nut sac, ill try and find the vid
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:39 PM

maybe this will end the penis stories, check out http://www.rotten.com and look for the guy who got his penis stuck in a mouse trap
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:40 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":9f885]maybe this will end the penis stories, check out [url="http://www.rotten.com"]http://www.rotten.com[/url] and look for the guy who got his penis stuck in a mouse trap[/quote:9f885]

Yeah, so you search disgusting websites looking for damaged c0ks? oOo:
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:42 PM

Two nuns were walking along a street when they were jumped by two men who started to rape them.
The eldest nun says "forgive us lord, for these men do not know what they are doing"
the second younger nun says "mine does"
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:43 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":1531c]Two nuns were walking along a street when they were jumped by two men who started to rape them.
The eldest nun says "forgive us lord, for these men do not know what they are doing"
the second younger nun says "mine does"[/quote:1531c]
lol, that was a good one....two thumbs up


  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:53 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":8839d][quote="Captain Bunny":8839d]Two nuns were walking along a street when they were jumped by two men who started to rape them.
The eldest nun says "forgive us lord, for these men do not know what they are doing"
the second younger nun says "mine does"[/quote:8839d]
lol, that was a good one....two thumbs up[/quote:8839d]

Two thumbs up and a 3rd Leg!

(I'm sorry, I imagined hot nuns)
  
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