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Default Beijing's 1337 Military - 07-14-2003, 10:28 AM

The People's Armed Police.
If I was instructed to do that, I'd think they were going to 'fire' me. eek:

[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030710/capt.1057820649.china_military_police_bej103.jpg[/img]

ok ok, they're really just doing practice firing
[url=http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030710/168/4n0aq.html:2c0b7]the story[/url:2c0b7]
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 10:53 AM

"as his colleagues practice firing their unloaded pistols"

how the fuck do you fire a pistol if it is not loaded?????
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 11:06 AM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":2e9cf]"as his colleagues practice firing their unloaded pistols"

how the fuck do you fire a pistol if it is not loaded?????[/quote:2e9cf]


Probably throw the pistol at the target or something. eek:




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Default 07-14-2003, 12:32 PM

maybe they invision the target being shot oOo:


well, i think i'd have to go with Gerard's speculation. Throw pistols-->run


  
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Default 07-14-2003, 01:28 PM

what a sad man


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Default 07-14-2003, 02:07 PM

I'd hit it.

....The target..



I wish I was Chinese...THEY'RE WILD!!!
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 04:08 PM

Thats a good plan... all the guy needs to do is throw an apple on his head. eek:
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 05:43 PM

argh...i made a pic with a nade in it, but it has a background in it. I extracted it and saved as a gif, but when i import it into PS, it is there, but with a white background; What do i do?
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 05:52 PM

ok, nm

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/bejingmilitary%20copy.jpg[/img]

I tryed my best
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 05:53 PM

oh yes, caption:"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!"
  
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ok, nm

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Default 07-14-2003, 06:16 PM

Oh my god! cry:
I'm a rageaholic, i just cant live without rageahol.

Good job dad, admitting the problem is the first step

Is it also the last?


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Default 07-14-2003, 06:21 PM

Is that an eyepatch?
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 06:26 PM

its a grenade
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 06:38 PM

I don't get it.
  
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