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Default situation - 02-01-2004, 01:56 PM

say some crazy fuck had a gun to your head and said he would blow your brains out unless you cut one appendege off.
what would you cut off?
pensi?
toe?
finger?
tounge?
id cut off mein baby toe
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 01:57 PM

middle toe. You need all the other ones for balance.
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 01:59 PM

toe. i need my pensi and my fingers 4 secks
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:01 PM

toe.. need my tongue and fingers and penis for sechs
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:03 PM

what about foot secks?
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:04 PM

Penis. I have a spare on my arm. cool:
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:04 PM

ROFL!!!! rock:
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:14 PM

none - i'd punch the guy in the balls, nick his gun and shoot him.
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:18 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":909d1]Penis. I have a spare on my arm. cool:[/quote:909d1] ROFL beer: beer: beer:
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:36 PM

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none - i'd punch the guy in the balls, nick his gun and shoot him.
ok rambo
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:37 PM

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none - i'd punch the guy in the balls, nick his gun and shoot him.
ok rambo
rock:
  
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none - i'd punch the guy in the balls, nick his gun and shoot him.
ok rambo
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:52 PM

As soon as you hit him in the nuts, BAM. You're dead... You've seen to many movies kid.
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:52 PM

middle toe of course...
  
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Default 02-01-2004, 02:54 PM

i was given all my body parts intact - i plan to keep them.
  
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