[1080jibber]

What the title says. Ask away.

[Judas]

why wont gerv come play games with me ?

[Sgt. Paine]

why did jesus steal your hard drive?

[Maplegyver]

how many times do you masturbate to neds pic? (biweekly)

[1080jibber]

Originally Posted by Judas

why wont gerv come play games with me ?

he doesnt love you, and he thinks your a prick biggrin:

[1080jibber]

[quote="Sgt. Paine":265e1]why did jesus steal your hard drive?[/quote:265e1]

because he is a theif, dont trust him. and there is no god or santa

[1080jibber]

Originally Posted by maple

how many times do you masturbate to neds pic? (biweekly)

never, but i do masterbate like once a night, sometimes twice

[Coleman]

Why can't women ever flat out tell you what they want instead of hinting to it all the time?

[1080jibber]

Originally Posted by Coleman

Why can't women ever flat out tell you what they want instead of hinting to it all the time?

because they have no penis, plus they dont want to come off as a greedy bitch

do i cheat on counter-strike because im fat, overweight, i have no friends, and my daddy abused me?

[@/\/G3L]

what should i get for christmas. iPod or iPod photo?

[1080jibber]

Originally Posted by Acideyez

do i cheat on counter-strike because im fat, overweight, i have no friends, and my daddy abused me?

you cheat because you have a small penis, and maybe because your dad touches you at night too.

[1080jibber]

[quote="@/\/G3L":af240]what should i get for christmas. iPod or iPod photo?[/quote:af240]

iPod photo is a waste of money, just get a iPod, unless you can jerk it to porn on a 2" screen.

[Maplegyver]

[quote="@/\/G3L":84318]what should i get for christmas. iPod or iPod photo?[/quote:84318]

a penis.

Originally Posted by 1080jibber

you cheat because you have a small penis, and maybe because your dad touches you at night too.

OMGOMGOMGOMG ITS LIKE YOU HAVE PLANTED CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE!