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Default JA-OAK - 02-06-2005, 12:04 AM

The widow of General Custer visits a medium who says that she can communicate with the dead and paint a picture of their last thoughts before they died.

she requests this to be done for her husband. the medium tells her to come back in a week for the picture.

a week goes by and mrs custer returns for her potrait. She is given the picture and is instantly angered....she shes cows in a meadow with halo's over their heads on one side and tons of indians having sex throught out the field on the other.

"what the HELL IS THIS" she screams at the medium..."what does this have to do with my husbands last thoughts."

"it is his exact last thoughts before he died maam"

"AND JUST WHAT IS THAT" mrs custer screams

the medium replys "Holy cow, look at all those fucking indians"

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