NHL!!!!!!

Coleman · **NHL!!!!!! -** 10-05-2005, 07:35 AM

Season starts tonight! I'm so pumped!

It sucks though because I won't be able to watch any of the games here at school. We don't get the OLN channel. So I'll have to rely on SportsCenter for all of my hockey viewing. rock:

Zoner · 10-05-2005, 08:46 AM

I've had a raging hardon all day.

HOCKEY OWNS MY SOUL! GO OILS!!!

rock:

Pyro · 10-05-2005, 09:15 AM

Hasek will get injured, probably his groin and the leafs will own the Sens...well i don't know we never really win the season series...we usually own them when it actually counts.

Zoner · 10-05-2005, 09:23 AM

Leafs will be the bottom feeders in the East. They'll take so many penalties, they'll have to subsidize the refs for new whistles. Old potzers who will not be able to adapt to the new faster game. Well, at least they had the sense to get rid of Marchment.

Lindros will be reduced to the intelligence and motor skills of an eggplant, Allison will shatter like a plate at a greek wedding, and Belfour will get arrested for beating old ladies on Yonge Street.

Sens for teh win in the East.

The west, as much as I love my Oilers, I'm gonna hafta go with either Calgary or San Jose. The Sharks are gonna be pretty tough this year, believe it or not.

Pyro · 10-05-2005, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

Leafs will be the bottom feeders in the East. They'll take so many penalties, they'll have to subsidize the refs for new whistles. Old potzers who will not be able to adapt to the new faster game. Well, at least they had the sense to get rid of Marchment.

Lindros will be reduced to the intelligence and motor skills of an eggplant, Allison will shatter like a plate at a greek wedding, and Belfour will get arrested for beating old ladies on Yonge Street.

Sens for teh win in the East.

The west, as much as I love my Oilers, I'm gonna hafta go with either Calgary or San Jose. The Sharks are gonna be pretty tough this year, believe it or not.

Belfour had his new stash of crack and liquor delivered to him a couple days ago...he'll be good to go.

Every year people say we won't contend almost...no one expected us to be tops in the league for a but 2 years ago...we always exceed expectations lately.

Zoner · 10-05-2005, 09:37 AM

I just don't think they have the squad this year...and I'm being quite honest and objective here. There's too many x-factors, I guess.

Sundin: No brainer. One of the best centers in the league
Allison: Will be good if he can stay out of the hospital
Antropov: Inconsistent. If he steps up and plays every night, he can be great
Czerkawski: Good player...10 years ago
Lindros: See Allison
Kilger: Shit
Ponikarovsky: Meh, he might be alright. Unproven
Perrott: Nothing special
Stajan: Lotsa promise. Needs more ice time.
Domi: Domi's a liability in this league now.
O'Neill: Good player is he's not relegated to the 3rd-4th line
Belak: Shit
Steen: Will be good if he stays with the team
Klee: Nothing special
McCabe: The only bright spot on the blue line
Kaberle: Mediocre
Berg: Shit
Khavanov: Nothing special
Belfour: Gonna have to carry the team for sure.
Tellqvist: Shit

Pyro · 10-05-2005, 09:50 AM

I don't know how Berg still has a place on the team when it is obvious we have much better defencemen in our system.

I still see them making the playoffs, just not as high as usual.