[Doctor Duffy]

Seriously...

I was at this Walmart in Aurora today (We usually shop at Target, just cause its cleaner, but we needed vacumm bags Yuppeget didnt have) and I decided to cruise the electronics section, when I saw this crazy white controller, all alone.

OFMGMOGIMR TEH XBOXZ 30-502!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

It really wasnt that big a deal, truthfully.

The controller felt exactly the same as the old one (I dont have the old one, mind you, nor do I have a console period). The demo was Call of Duty 2, but there were others. I dunno, all I can say is that the graphics were awesome, but since I already played the demo, I kinda got bored with it, cause I couldnt aim for poop.

This black kid, like 12, came up to me, and was like "What fucking game is that?" and before I could say anything he was like "HOLY FUCK. THATS THE XBOX 360." I kinda started to laugh, but the kid went on his cell-phone to tell his friend.

I got off, cause it was boring to tell the truth, expecting that kid to come on, but this mexican kid ran up and started playing it (this is Walmart, mind you). He reset the thing, and started playing Donkey Kong or something, and THAT was cool looking.

There were like these guys in this incredibly awesome looking jungle, and with a really rusted mafia submachine gun. First person (I've never seen this game before, never heard of it in my life, Im not even sure of its name), it was real cool - this TREX started coming up, and chasing the guys, and everything looked just so flugging incredible.

It was kind a ghey, though, the T-Rex would come up and make motions like it was eating you, and all you saw was his mouth, but you were never actually eaten. It was like his mouth stopped mid-way from eating you, and then you died. You never actually went in. And the kid who was playing kept dying after 30 tries, and finally gave up, before I left.

I dunno, it was cool. Thats all I really have to say from my 10 minute VIEWAGE.