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Default Why are there no blacks in nascar? - 05-15-2006, 09:41 PM

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.



AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR.

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 09:44 PM

wow eek: I kinda expected this to be from Jin-Roh...
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 09:47 PM

That was no good..
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 09:49 PM

lmao @ you overly politically correct people, the down fall of the human race.
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 09:50 PM

Im not politically correct at all. Im just saying that was such a shitty joke I would have expected Jin to have posted it.
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 09:51 PM

no1 is pretty funny.
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 10:00 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":d8db1]wow eek: I kinda expected this to be from Jin-Roh...[/quote:d8db1]

You're terrible with expectations.
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 10:12 PM

que 'that's racist!' .gif
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 10:13 PM

not funny because it's just not funny. you suck.


  
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Default 05-15-2006, 10:19 PM

fuck that was gay
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 10:21 PM

I thought it was funny?
  
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Default 05-15-2006, 10:24 PM

http://www.billlester.com/

fuck you


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Default 05-15-2006, 10:28 PM

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Default 05-15-2006, 10:31 PM

[quote="Vlad_Drak":359c5]lmao @ you overly politically correct people, the down fall of the human race.[/quote:359c5]
no, that was just retarded and not funny, I'm all for a funny racist joke...


  
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Default 05-15-2006, 10:38 PM

Is there such a thing as a black redneck? eek: oOo:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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