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Default Who stole my bike? - 06-26-2006, 01:29 PM
Last March I started a new job as a maintenance mechanic at the USPS or the Post Office. Basically I fix the machines that process and sort the mail. Sometimes I'm assigned a group of machines or I'll be assigned to 'take calls' or go all over the plant fixing stuff. When your 'on call' you ride around on a big tricycle with a box on the back. The other day I went out on the dock to clear a jam on a conveyor and as I finished and started back to the bike I noticed that the bike was gone. I almost said "N***** stole my bike" in my out loud voice. Then the girl rode up and we had that awkward laugh.

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Default 06-26-2006, 02:13 PM
[url=http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=14393:9595b]suspect[/url:9595b]

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[url=http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=14393:97bc1]suspect[/url:97bc1]
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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8443f]http://www.ericmulder.nl/upload/kickflip.gif[/quote:8443f]

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I'm suprised not to see the n***** stole my bike .gif so far
  
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[url=http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=14393:66e2e]suspect[/url:66e2e]
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real cute
no, just accurate. cute would be:
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real cute
no, just accurate. cute would be:
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How is it accurate? pls stfu coma u fat fucking reject. It was funny....and then you ruined it.
  
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Default 06-26-2006, 06:05 PM
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It was funny....and then you ruined it.

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Default 06-26-2006, 06:06 PM
Ive had my bike stolen from me once...though I tracked it down and got it back
  
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Ive had my bike stolen from me once...though I tracked it down and got it back
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