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Default Reason number ***** - 09-06-2006, 06:37 PM

Here is a reason why lolman abstains himself from drinking....

[quote="Man of Men":c552e]Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.

I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.

My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.

I have no idea how to handle this.

What the **** do I do!![/quote:c552e]

[url="http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503"]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503[/url]
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:38 PM

sounds like coleman


  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:44 PM

lol.
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:50 PM

lolnorthkorean

When I first read the quote, I thought it was a loleman quote and just WTFed it. Also, whats wrong with a blowjob? Its just skin FFS rolleyes:
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:55 PM

whatafag


  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:55 PM

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Default 09-06-2006, 06:58 PM

[url:2e4ec]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=865926[/url:2e4ec]

Man, this forum is worse than GF1!!

PS I would suck a dick
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 07:02 PM

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[url:23b09]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=865926[/url:23b09]

Man, this forum is worse than GF1!!

PS I would suck a dick
We all know you like the cock.


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Default 09-06-2006, 07:16 PM

rofl, what fags in those forums, that guy wanted to know how cock tastes like and how it feels in the mouth? ROFLMAO fags fags fags oOo: oOo: oOo:


  
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Default 09-06-2006, 07:26 PM

old. saw it earlier on another forum.
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 07:27 PM

god...thats disgusting...

ho9w the fuck can ya be so bad that the guy didn't nut


  
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Default 09-06-2006, 07:50 PM

he should be fucking gld he didnt nut..
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 08:05 PM

Somehow, everytime I wake up after a party or what have you, I somehow hurt my hand. For example, when I got drunk at my friends house and lost by one cup in beer pong, I proceeded to punch the hell out of a 5 foot wood cut out of a Mexican man, that my friend stole. Now when your drunk, this seems like a good idea, but when you wake up in the morning with your nuckles bruised and looking like a baby bear claw, it sucks.

The weirdest is when I'll wake up with cuts,bruises and weird marks on my hands/wrist. My friend , who's usually sober, is with me all night and can't figure out how I got the marks, but thinks I might have killed someone. Sometimes it's just blood, no cuts on my hands...
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 08:06 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":9123f]Somehow, everytime I wake up after a party or what have you, I somehow hurt my hand. For example, when I got drunk at my friends house and lost by one cup in beer pong, I proceeded to punch the hell out of a 5 foot wood cut out of a Mexican man, that my friend stole. Now when your drunk, this seems like a good idea, but when you wake up in the morning with your nuckles bruised and looking like a baby bear claw, it sucks.

The weirdest is when I'll wake up with cuts,bruises and weird marks on my hands/wrist. My friend , who's usually sober, is with me all night and can't figure out how I got the marks, but thinks I might have killed someone. Sometimes it's just blood, no cuts on my hands...[/quote:9123f]

lmao you killed somebody happy:
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 08:34 PM

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