Huge (wet) girl problem

jujumantb · **Huge (wet) girl problem -** 11-10-2006, 08:06 AM

I'm not one to come to my GF1 community for girl advice, but I feel this case is an exception that needs this forum's expertise.

So the theres this chick, pretty fucking hot, that I've known since the beginning of the school year... shes a freshman (im a junior) and ever since I broke up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago, we've been going at it pretty hard on drunk nights. So here is were the problem arises... this girl has pissed my bed two times in a row now... I thought the first time was an isolated incident, she has spent the night many times before without a problem... but now this shit... I'm up at 7:30 right now eating mcdonalds breakfast because I woke up in a puddle of girl piss for the second straight time she has spent the night.. I dont know what to do GF1... please advise.

Bucknub · 11-10-2006, 08:07 AM

lmfao

what's her reaction to this when she discovered that she pissed all over your sheets?

edit: I jst seen one of the options "call her out on it" im guessing she doesnt even know

Id say, throw her ass on the floor

jujumantb · 11-10-2006, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucknub

lmfao

what's her reaction to this when she discovered that she pissed all over your sheets?

thats the thing... the first time she did it she left out of embarrasment at like 6:30 am without me even knowing.. now this morning she goes quote: "terry, your bed is wet"... completely casually... I said "yeah.... it is" in an agitated manner... then she just got dressed an left. Washing sheets gets expensive every weekend... fuck

Zoner · 11-10-2006, 08:20 AM

You sure it's piss?

Maybe she's a squirter. rock:

Bucknub · 11-10-2006, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner

You sure it's piss?

Maybe she's a squirter. rock:

bahaha biggrin:

Mr.Buttocks · 11-10-2006, 08:45 AM

This is an erotic thread.

Nyck · 11-10-2006, 09:00 AM

shut the fuck up, man up and drink it you pansy waist

Chronic Diarrhea · 11-10-2006, 09:13 AM

Oh Jesus dude, that is horrible. It would be one thing if the girl was marginally attractive, which in that case you should kick the shit out of her. Since she's "pretty fucking hot" though, it's a tough call. I'm assuming she's pissing the bed because she's drunk, and it's not a problem that calls for Depends.

Hey, I got it, buy her some Depends as a gift. Since she knows about it, she's probably fucking terrified. I'd be nice to her about it, because she'll see you're a reasonable person and will probably want to marry you after that.

I dunno dude, start having sober sex from now on I guess.

Coleman · 11-10-2006, 09:44 AM

if the daddy's little girl can't be responsible enough to keep her pants dry then I believe she should sleep in the closet lined with trash bags. If she sleeps on the floor, you don't want to wake up to find your feet being emersed in a liquid puddle.

Doctor Duffy · 11-10-2006, 09:47 AM

Compliment her by taking a shit on the pillows

Stammer · 11-10-2006, 09:52 AM

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gtboys34 · 11-10-2006, 10:09 AM

yeah, its probaly b/c she's hella drunk. go to sleep with her sober

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 11-10-2006, 10:12 AM

BWAAAAAA-JHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!!!!!

This is funny as hell, I can't imagine anything more embarrasing. You should confront her about it right infront of her friends & then show her that you also posted it on the internets rock: biggrin: hellfire:

Milla · 11-10-2006, 10:31 AM

Dude, i agree with zone, is she a squirter maybe? Or did you actually confirm this is urine and sniff it?

Obviously the girl should not be getting drunk because she cant hold her bladder when she is. SO i'd tell her to stop drinking ASAP, but be nice about it because if she did piss than she probably is indeed terrified, but i'm surprised she never said anything to you after 2 times. 1 time i could see her not saying something, but Jesus, 2 times?

Simo Häyhä · 11-10-2006, 10:32 AM

hahaha! OH WOW

we demand pics of the pisser