a quick lol sir!

gtboys34 · **a quick lol sir! -** 12-07-2006, 12:55 AM

[quote:ba36e]From Gamefaqs.com PC forums

Durning black friday, after waiting in line for two hours, I got (among some other things) a 22" widescreen LCD monitor for $200.

good enough deal. but when I got home I found it had a couple of bad pixels. after waiting a week for them to get some more in stock, I went to best buy to exchange it.
Well apparently bestbuy didn't believe my story about the pixels. they said they had to have it 'examined'. the lady comes out 5 minutes later and informs me that 'geeksquad didn't find any of your "bad pixels" '

Well thats good enough and all I tell her, but I want a new one anyway. 'But sir, geeksquad didn't find anything wrong with it' so I inform her that I don't particularly care what the 'geeks' think. I want a new one and they have to give me one as I am not happy with the one I have. So she grudgeingly gives me another.

On the way out of course, I run into bestbuy's crack security guard who demands my reciept. Deciding I've had enough of their antics, I tell the guy it's already been checked at the return counter.
guard guy:'Sir, I still need to see it.'
nah, I just put it in my wallet, dont feel like taking it out again. *starts to walk out*
guard guy: 'Sir! I need to mark your reciept, it's bustbuy policy!'
nah, I dont really feel like it. *heads for the door*
guard guy: 'SIR! You cant leave with that in your hands!'
okay. *walks through first door*
guard guy: 'SIR! I can't let you leave!"
whatever *walks out 2nd door*
guard guy:'SIR! Dont you walk out that d- SIR!SIR! dont you walk out that - Sir I CAN"T allow you to leave!'
dont worry. it's okay! *heads to car*
guard guy:'SIR! if you continue to w-- SIR! hey SIR! I just need to sign your reciept. its not a big deal!'
it's not? okay then, then why are you bugging me?
guard guy:'Sir! you better st---OKAY! OKAY! you just keep on walking and see what happens!'
*keeps on walking*
So the crack security guard runs back into the store and comes out with a cell phone about the time I get to my car and open the trunk
'Sir! dont you dare put that in your t- *puts it in the trunk* take that out right this sec- *closes trunk*

at this point the crack security guy is furiously snapping pictures of my tag. I wait a bit and ask if he got all the pictures he needed.

guard guy:'not one more word sir!'
seriously, you got the pictures you need? I can wait.
guard guy: 'dont say one more word to me sir!'
I just wanted to make sure you got my tag. I didn't steal anything so I don't mind
guard guy:'Sir you better not say another word to me!
you mean like the right to remain silent? you didn't tell me that you are a police officer, and here I thought you where just a crack security guard at bestbuy.
guard guy:'sir, not one more word!'
okay, but I'll be backing up now so you might not want to stand behind me *gets in car*
guard guy: 'Sir! you better not leave! I'm warning yo- SIR DONT YOU LEAVE! DON- COME BACK HERE! SIR!.....'

and so I left him standing in the parking lot shaking his fist at me. To hell with bestbuy[/quote:ba36e]

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Simo Häyhä · 12-07-2006, 01:02 AM

that was not a quick lol

Coleman · 12-07-2006, 01:05 AM

i was expecting a punch line at the end

Zoner · 12-07-2006, 08:34 AM

thatsracist.gif

geRV · 12-07-2006, 08:47 AM

Funny, but reeks of bs.

bukdez · 12-07-2006, 05:25 PM

reeks of who cares...

wow, the guy can be a rude dick, my hero... rolleyes: ...

Doctor Duffy · 12-07-2006, 05:31 PM

Ho boy

Sgt. Paine · 12-07-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV

Funny, but reeks of bs.

NexusRevived · 12-07-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman

i was expecting a punch line at the end

ya srsly

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 12-07-2006, 07:34 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":9729b]

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Originally Posted by geRV

not funny, and reeks of bs.

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the guard was doing his job... that guy with the TV was a douche

Hawke · 12-07-2006, 08:56 PM

I don't see how it's BS? Not like the security can actually bring you back into the store.

I do agree it was no funny tho.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 12-07-2006, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke

I don't see how it's BS? Not like the security can actually bring you back into the store.

I do agree it was no funny tho.

i don't beleive some computer geek would blatantly be telling an officer (regardless if it's a mall or police officer) to step off and that he has no power over him as a Best Buy guard. To make it worse, he goes and brags about it. This guy is such a bitch.

Pyro · 12-07-2006, 10:26 PM

whats so bad about showing your reciept?

this guy wa sjust being an asshole.

Whatada · 12-07-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

whats so bad about showing your reciept?

this guy wa sjust being an asshole.

Wait for it.

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hold on now...

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I agree with pyro.

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Arch · 12-07-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke

I don't see how it's BS? Not like the security can actually bring you back into the store.

I do agree it was no funny tho.

All he has to do is call an LP a.k.a Loss Prevention Security Guard and in the store he goes! (I work for security ops in disney world) happy: