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Default Want to go to prison? - 04-10-2007, 03:06 PM

then make sure you end up in austria
http://www.geekarmy.com/cool/Austrian-Prison.html
I can't believe that place is actually a prison. Most people have to pay shitload to go to a place like that.
  
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Default 04-10-2007, 03:19 PM

Man, they rehab convicts into phaggot furniture designers or something? oOo:


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Default 04-10-2007, 03:19 PM

get ass fucked by some hardcore motha fuckas right there


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Default 04-10-2007, 03:24 PM

i heard many prisoners here in the United States get cable television.

And btw, why do we give prisoners weights? Why should we help them get strong and able to cause more harm to others within the prison. I mean, I could understand regular exercise to keep in shape like running, situps, push ups, etc, but giving them weights just seems to make them more dangerous.
  
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Default 04-10-2007, 05:41 PM

if yo udid enough pushups you could still get massive arms
  
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Default 04-10-2007, 05:55 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":7a8af]if yo udid enough pushups you could still get massive arms[/quote:7a8af]

Yeah but not as fast as if your lifting huge weights. Its probably also a mental thing, if enough guys see you lifting huge weights they'll fear you - So everybody is lifting to show how tough they are, next thing you know everybody is huge.
  
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Default 04-10-2007, 06:08 PM

[img]http://media.geekarmy.com/geekarmy/austria_jail_021.jpg[/img]
is that a f*cking joke



  
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Default 04-10-2007, 06:21 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":45c3e][img]http://media.geekarmy.com/geekarmy/austria_jail_021.jpg[/img]
is that a f*cking joke[/quote:45c3e]this is PRISOOOON.



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Default 04-10-2007, 06:23 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":52539]if yo udid enough pushups you could still get massive arms[/quote:52539]

but you wouldn't be able to get as big because you don't have as much resistance.

and wtf at the cell picture. That is 8 times nicer than my dorm room that I am paying to use!
  
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Default 04-10-2007, 06:30 PM

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if yo udid enough pushups you could still get massive arms
Yeah but not as fast as if your lifting huge weights. Its probably also a mental thing, if enough guys see you lifting huge weights they'll fear you - So everybody is lifting to show how tough they are, next thing you know everybody is huge.[/quote:f6044]

Yes but it gives the little guys a chance to not got his face fucked in.
  
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Default 04-10-2007, 08:44 PM

[quote=Proteus]
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if yo udid enough pushups you could still get massive arms
Yeah but not as fast as if your lifting huge weights. Its probably also a mental thing, if enough guys see you lifting huge weights they'll fear you - So everybody is lifting to show how tough they are, next thing you know everybody is huge.
Yes but it gives the little guys a chance to not got his face fucked in.[/quote:00dd9]

Prison is supposed to be a harsh place for a reason - Why do you think noone gives a shit about the ridiculous amounts of anal rapes that occur?
  
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Default 04-10-2007, 08:49 PM

im sure america has similar rooms in our lesser-security prisons


  
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Default 04-10-2007, 10:04 PM

They mix the male prisoners with the female prisoners? I've never seen that before.

[img]http://media.geekarmy.com/geekarmy/austria_jail_033.jpg[/img]

Or are they off duty officers?
  
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Default 04-10-2007, 10:13 PM

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They mix the male prisoners with the female prisoners? I've never seen that before.

[img]http://media.geekarmy.com/geekarmy/austria_jail_033.jpg[/img]

Or are they off duty officers?
or is it a visit maybe..derrrrr



  
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Default 04-10-2007, 11:29 PM

You all insult them, Yet their penal system is FAR superior to the American system. Not to mention that their criminals have a habit to NOT re-offend as much. ed: ... Maybe you should take notes....
  
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