[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

OK

I don't really have time to go into detail but you may remember last week I was with some black girlie having fun. Well I was wearing my work clothes & wasted & on that particular night I took the rubber & put it in the back of my suit pocket. Not something I'd usually do but I was completely wasted. Anyhoo as you can guess I left some girls house in a bit of hte hurry kus my parents called the police etc & in the process left my underpants behind & also completely forgot about the rubber.

So ya, now I'm at work & I've just sat down oOo:

My suit is starting to grease up, how do I get rid of the bunny love evidence in broad daylight in central London? fuckfuckfuck!

Need ideas fast!