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View Poll Results: RUSSIAN PIGDOGS!
bomb ze Kremlin 1 11.11%
Shoot all Russian diplomats 1 11.11%
tell Stalin/Putin that he's a fat slag 3 33.33%
inavde Russia & this time take Moscow before Stalingrad 4 44.44%
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Default Russian sons o b*ches - 07-18-2007, 10:15 AM

I'm hearing unconfirmed reports from my mates in the service that the commies have violated UK airspace. The RAF have been called to whip a 'summer of 1940' on their azz.

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Default 07-18-2007, 10:34 AM

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheel blocks there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Got to get airborne before it's too late.

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live. aces high.

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Default 07-18-2007, 10:41 AM

So it begins...
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 10:47 AM

sweet! I get to see (and most likely participate in) the third world war.
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 02:52 PM

http://en.rian.ru/russia/20070718/69179730.html
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 03:34 PM

Uh Oh - Here comes the bombs.
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 03:44 PM

Nuke them first.
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 03:53 PM

i think one of the brit air force guys said the russians didn't come into their airspace either.
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 06:37 PM

just the chavs in the raf.


  
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Default 07-18-2007, 06:46 PM

Yes! I should join the Air Force and put my LOMAC training to good use.
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 06:55 PM

Everyone calm down.
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 07:11 PM

thats DA BOMB!


  
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Default 07-18-2007, 07:41 PM

[img]http://www.lizdas.lt/aviacija/rusija/1946_1965/tu_95/Tu95_V.jpg[/img]

They tried to invade the realm with bear bombers? You kidding me? I'm insulted! At least those red gits could have sent one of their jet engined bombers...

It's a good job I'm doing my ww2 re-enactment stuff this weekend kus if the reds invade me n the lads will be ready rock:

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Default 07-18-2007, 07:55 PM

So how serious is this over there? It doesn't seem to be that big of a deal, but I know Putin has been acting like a prick lately and he's been glorifying his old KGB days. I don't think Russia would want a war with anybody as it is -- most of their equipment is pretty old now.
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 08:02 PM

Hasn't been much on the news about it from what ive seen. Just seems that Russia has got another arsehole in charge who thinks he's still in the cold war.




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