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Default Stand up Comedy - 01-03-2008, 07:56 PM
I remember the old thread. No grave-digging here. Post some of your favorite stand up comedy links.

Daniel Tosh...some of the funniest new stuff out there. His comedy central special was HILARIOUS. I watched the whole thing on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r5A4QG8iXM
(just follow the related videos to get 2/5, then 3/5, 4/5, etc.)

One of Tosh's jokes on gays
"'God made adam and eve not adam and steve!' Do you wanna know the answer between religion and gays? Look in the Bible, look at adam and eve in the garden of eden...we all know who sinned first. Now God has to punish us for ALL mankind, what was womans punishment - painful childbirth, menstrual cycles. Man's punishment - we have to deal with women. Thats why I get upset when people say God hates gays, God doesn't hate gays, hes just mad because they found a loophole in the system. Wouldn't that upset you, you come up with a great punishment and they're like 'you know what...we're just gonna bang each other'...its gotta be easier than all that 'nyah nyah nyah nyah, listen, listen, where you going?'"

Katt Williams was hilarious on an HBO special I saw as well.
  
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delivery of LOL fail!!


You sir will pay!


http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search

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Default 01-04-2008, 12:39 AM
coleman, is that the one where he talks about the special olympics in the end? i watched that on comedy central the other day and it was hilarious.

lmao at calling girls with breast implants whores too
  
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Default 01-04-2008, 07:39 AM
daniel tosh's cd is excellent i have it

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
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Default 01-04-2008, 07:56 AM
NIkki Payne

http://youtube.com/results?search_qu...&search=Search

Ryan Belleville (although i cant find his live @ gotham set anywhere ! )

http://youtube.com/results?search_qu...&search=Search
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http://www.ryanbelleville.com/

IF you can find the Live @ Gotham set he did I will kiss ya !/.
  
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Default 01-04-2008, 10:23 AM


bill bailey is my favourite standup. he uses music/instruments as core to his stand ups and general comedy rather than the usual jokes, and its all light humour

part 1-10 (2-10 in the related column) of a whole stand up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfh7t...eature=related
  
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bill bailey is my favourite standup. he uses music/instruments as core to his stand ups and general comedy rather than the usual jokes, and its all light humour

part 1-10 (2-10 in the related column) of a whole stand up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfh7t...eature=related
He was in Hot Fuzz, the cop at the front desk.
  
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Default 01-04-2008, 12:33 PM
Dave Chappelle
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3BIECIJjlI
George Carlin
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dcr8dm9Prkk
john penitte
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GUlf1F05gTA
Ralph May
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7lMuhlfEXII
  
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Default 01-04-2008, 10:35 PM
Daniel Tosh is on Comedy Central now from 11:30-Midnight eastern time.
  
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Default 01-04-2008, 11:06 PM
Louis C.K.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yPvVnrV1tow

David Cross
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GP7SCwRMbzw
  
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Default 01-05-2008, 10:55 PM
this isnt stand up comedy but pretty damn funny


http://www.break.com/index/weird_al_...iews_kfed.html
  
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Default 01-06-2008, 04:49 PM
katt williams is pretty damn vulgar but has some good material...
  
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Default 01-06-2008, 06:05 PM
lol most of those are great
  
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Default 01-08-2008, 01:04 AM
i really hate stand up comedians who sing their 'funny' songs while playing guitar... sweet, you know three chords and can rhyme poop with loop, youre not funny.
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