GF1.com's Sausage Fest Party Thread - Page 809

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 12-31-2007, 11:32 AM

why the long face

Proteus · 12-31-2007, 04:52 PM

edit

Whatada · 01-01-2008, 01:37 PM

Irony.

elstatec · 01-01-2008, 07:13 PM

so on new years eve, after much alcohol i was persuaded into putting these pjamas on and then jump over the fire. i hate me when im drunk, i get too rowdy.

otherwise it was a fun new years, any of you got photos from whatever you didddd?

Unknown_Sniper · 01-01-2008, 08:08 PM

I hope not.

Airborne Butters · 01-02-2008, 12:15 PM

I look like I'm conjuring a plan to rape someone. What the hell.

Unknown_Sniper · 01-02-2008, 05:29 PM

While skiing yesterday I took little side trail that ended with a 6 foot drop onto flat ground. The drop was completely hidden and I didn't expect it to be there. The result was my knee meeting my face and breaking a pair of my ski goggles and a nice cut.

Arch · 01-02-2008, 05:31 PM

WELL, at least you look like a bad motha fucka.

Whatada · 01-02-2008, 07:52 PM

put a band-aid over it and write terrible rap songs.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 01-02-2008, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Airborne Butters

WHOA!! I didn't know you posted here Jonah Hill, you were amazing in Superbad.

strvs · 01-02-2008, 08:52 PM

it really is uncanny

Airborne Butters · 01-02-2008, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [DAS REICH] Blitz

WHOA!! I didn't know you posted here Jonah Hill, you were amazing in Superbad.

Sigh....I hate your every essence, with my being.

He's Jewish, I'm Sicilian. It's only in the hair. Plus, I'm funny then that fuck. Seth Rogen writes his shit.

ninty · 01-02-2008, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

So why don't you cut your hair or grow it 4 feet long.

Airborne Butters · 01-02-2008, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty

So why don't you cut your hair or grow it 4 feet long.

My hair doesn't really grow long. It just...fro's. And fuck that, I was born with this hair and have had it for like 2 years. This douche left fields it and all of a sudden I'm the look-a-like? I have spun it to my favor. Like the other day some guy said I looked like him so I asked him "would you buy the kid who looks like Superbad a beer?" 3 beers later and I had a new drunk friend!

Unknown_Sniper · 01-02-2008, 11:05 PM

yay drunk friends