[Albow0001]

Once upon a time, there was this kid name Winnie. HE played Tribes 2. Whenever the kids would say "All you bases is ours" he would yell "We shall never surrender. We shall fight in the hills and valleys .. . " and often he bored them to death, and won. So, one day, Winnie met this chick. He was boffin her, when all the sudden he went "This is a story you shall tell your grandchildren, and mightily bored they'll be" and she went "d00d, wtf? You're not wearing a rubber, are you?"
So, when she was pregnant, he was like "this is a day that shall live in infamy" and she kicked him in the beans as hard as she could.
Well, eventually, she kicked everyone she could find, she was so pissed. He took here to a beach to calm her down, but she kicked everyone she saw right in the mean bean machine. So, Winnie's like "There's only two kinds of dicks on this beach: The dead and those about to die. So lets get the hell out of here!"
So, he couldnt dump the chick, and he ended up just getting mistresses. One day, he met Jenna Field, and he took her as a mistress. However, soon he fell in love with jenna's sister, and her other sister. One day, jenna asked why he loved them all, and he said "Make every Field your Mistress" The End

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[Maverick]

ewwwww chicken for dinner. How bout NO!

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[Maverick]

matbe BBQ chicken would be tasty...

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[Albow0001]

Mmmm, you know what? that's a good idea. I think i'll go smoke some pot right now!

Actually, the odds are pretty good that Canada will have allowed pot to be legal wayyyy before America. Poor, poor fellows hehe.
Whoaaaaaaa, look at the ceiling!

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[mikecs18]

I think that "source" that said the game won't release untill god knows when listens to the "bum bum song" too much.

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[Albow0001]

Did anyone read the preview on gmaespy?
MMMMMM, i am getting a Medal of Boner

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[Albow0001]

God almighty. I'm talking to people who are ni the 11th Grade like me, but come from America, and they didn't even know there was fighting in Italy during WW2. I have to ask: What do they teach you down there?

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[Maverick]

i did see it but i couldnt find the new pics. BTW you are scaring me man.

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[mikecs18]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
God almighty. I'm talking to people who are ni the 11th Grade like me, but come from America, and they didn't even know there was fighting in Italy during WW2. I have to ask: What do they teach you down there?

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I'm in ninth grade. I had an intrest in ww2 ever since I was three. I already knew about the fighting in italy. they don't teach much about ww2 in school. they should. I'd ace the class that teaches that.

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[Albow0001]

I aced Canadian History. We spent 5 months on it in my class! God Bless Mr Boisson!
I kinda pity the people who learn that little about that important a subject. This is not any sort of attack on Americans, i swear, but it really does suck for you guys.

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[mikecs18]

yeah

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[Albow0001]

Tic Tac Toe Forum Style. You've got to try this. I'm the x's, you are the O's
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Albow001. Shroom's personal Man-Whore.

[Albow0001]

Shoot. Oh well

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Albow001. Shroom's personal Man-Whore.

[Albow0001]

Rachel Weiss = Hottest actress IMO. Course, maybe Weiss and Hurley could do a little, y'know, with the girl and the other girl and the banana that isnt a banana. . . mmmmm

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[Albow0001]

This thread must live. What is so scary? The KAZIZA MY DIZNOOFUSES Part?


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