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Default 12-14-2005, 09:27 PM

God willing the snowman falls over and crushes you beneath it. Your distraught parents will then call for mountain rescue even though you're obviously just outside, the rescue team will send the dog after you which will then proceed to piss in your mouth.

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Default 12-14-2005, 09:37 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":a3860]happy, i went and made a snowman?

[img]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/ikantspeell/December021.jpg[/img]

im 5'10"[/quote:a3860]

That's quite an accomplishment, young Jimmy. How are those dishes coming?
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:40 PM

way to not have a jacket on stupid fuck.

I see this all the time going to work in the morning and heres some fuck with teenagers standing outside with no jacket on and its 12 degrees F outside.

OMFG JACKETS R 4 FAGS

ps...who the fuck doesnt have a dish washer right now in this day and age.

FFS even we have a dishwasher


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Default 12-14-2005, 09:42 PM

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FFS even we have a dishwasher
And that ladies and gents is a miracle on par with moses parting the red sea. biggrin:




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Default 12-14-2005, 09:43 PM

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FFS even we have a dishwasher
And that ladies and gents is a miracle on par with moses parting the red sea. biggrin:
Hey even your mom needed employment. we were more than willing to sponser her for her greencard.


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Default 12-14-2005, 09:45 PM

we dont have a dishwasher in our house you lazy cunts plzdie:


  
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:46 PM

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FFS even we have a dishwasher
And that ladies and gents is a miracle on par with moses parting the red sea. biggrin:
Hey even your mom needed employment. we were more than willing to sponser her for her greencard.
I piss on my plates when im done eating from it, or i could sprinkle some alkeehall on it and let a pasing drunk have his way with it.




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Default 12-14-2005, 09:47 PM

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we dont have a dishwasher in our house you lazy cunts plzdie:
thats because dishwashers never quite get the wop sauce stains off the plates.


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Default 12-14-2005, 09:47 PM

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we dont have a dishwasher in our house you lazy cunts plzdie:
Don't need one, all you filthy greasers do is eat straight outta the pizza box. plzdie:




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Default 12-14-2005, 09:48 PM

how the fuck? you make a god damn snowman thats taller than you but you can't clean dishes!?! no, you choose to not clean dishes? you won't survive in the marines. you'll be lucky to survive working in a diner.


  
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:50 PM

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we dont have a dishwasher in our house you lazy cunts plzdie:
Don't need one, all you filthy greasers do is eat straight outta the pizza box. plzdie:
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:50 PM

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how the fuck? you make a god damn snowman thats taller than you but you can't clean dishes!?! no, you choose to not clean dishes? you won't survive in the marines. you'll be lucky to survive working in a diner.
he cant work in a diner dipshit he doesnt do dishes oOo:


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Default 12-14-2005, 09:56 PM

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how the fuck? you make a god damn snowman thats taller than you but you can't clean dishes!?! no, you choose to not clean dishes? you won't survive in the marines. you'll be lucky to survive working in a diner.
he cant work in a diner dipshit he doesnt do dishes oOo:


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Default 12-14-2005, 11:38 PM

oh the dishes are all done.
i forget what else I was going to type...but yeah its a pretty sweet snowman

plus this was after I went home and changed, I quickly ran outside without a jacket to take the picture, big deal.
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 11:49 PM

you did the dishes huh. so you're not grounded?


  
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