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Default 11-07-2002, 10:32 AM

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funny, that's exactly what I was thinking someone would say.
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 10:39 AM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":8cb2a]
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Why spooge, you have hit an all time low, you think any self-respecting canadian would say yes?
No, I was talking with one of my American friends, and he said that if the U.S. invaded, Canadians would not mind being conquered, because they would have actually wanted to be a part of the U.S. except for the French that live in Quebec. So, I knew he was wrong, but it made an interesting question. Anyway, back on topic everyone.[/quote:8cb2a]

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I assume this "friend" was in a strait jacket and had "retard" stamped onto his forhead? biggrin:




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Default 11-07-2002, 10:57 AM

I was kind of hoping we'd be intergrated into Canada, heh.
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 11:01 AM

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Why spooge, you have hit an all time low, you think any self-respecting canadian would say yes?
No, I was talking with one of my American friends, and he said that if the U.S. invaded, Canadians would not mind being conquered, because they would have actually wanted to be a part of the U.S. except for the French that live in Quebec. So, I knew he was wrong, but it made an interesting question. Anyway, back on topic everyone.[/quote:c8956]

if the US invaded Id be the first one headying down to the miltary base grabbin myself a c-7. Of course your american friend says we wouldnt mind,I wouldn't be suprised if he thought DC was a state. (and for all you about to flame me. IT ISNT, it's a district and it is not considred an official state, remember, only 50 stars on the flag, DC would be 51 if it were a state) OIr thought that we wear snowshoes and have dog powered cars.

Gerard said it even better lol.


Solidus you make a very very good point. But there in lays one problem, power of the people. The fact is I doubt all the personell in the military would be happy about it, nor many of the average joe. Guerilla warfare would be what we would have to do to protect canada.

plus,. how would america invade when there wont be much left of it if they attack iraq. America says Saddam is making weapons of mass destruction...WHY DO THEY KEEP TRYING TO FIND OUT FIRST HAND??
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 11:08 AM

[quote="Low spark":4baf0]I was kind of hoping we'd be intergrated into Canada, heh.[/quote:4baf0]

Me too. Much better beer up there. I'm sick of Bud Water, Water Light, Light Ice Water, Coors Water Ice, etc. biggrin:
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 11:15 AM

i dont see y canada would join the us. its not like were actually gonna invade canada, cause well i think we got enough wars goin on right now as it is. its not like ur a threat (nothin personal) and u got a good thing goin for ya, exspecially with the beer, but the beer here in nYc is usually just the same. down in the south it taste like donkey piss
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 12:04 PM

This is not funny.! cry:

[img]http://www.opfor-usa.com/files/Canada.jpg[/img]

This one is funnier.

[img]http://www.lamer.net/canada.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 12:54 PM

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plus,. how would america invade when there wont be much left of it if they attack iraq. America says Saddam is making weapons of mass destruction...WHY DO THEY KEEP TRYING TO FIND OUT FIRST HAND??
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How would they get it here? FedEx!
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Default 11-07-2002, 01:49 PM

I suppose its a legitimate question, but what sovergn country would like to be conquered? I don't think any nation would.

Canadians like to distinguish ourselves form the USA. If we go to other countries, we wear a canadian flag on our shirts and packs so the locals don't get us mixed up with you guys. evil:

Its not that we hate Americans or anyhting like that, we love getting your Cable TV, and movies, and like to import things across the border, but when you say to a Canadian were taking away your soverignty hell will break lose.

We like being seperate from the US, but we alos like beinmg their friend. There are many benifits to being trading partners and allies with a country like this.

If something like that did happen, you could expect a huge division between the two "states". Civilians wouldn't be quiet. We'd think of it as Nazi Occupation. evil:
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 02:26 PM

You guys, this gentleman that proposed this was in my U.S. History Advanced Placement class.
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 02:30 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":63c9e]You guys, this gentleman that proposed this was in my U.S. History Advanced Placement class.[/quote:63c9e]


How'd he get there? Collect 6 crisp packets and become a "i think i know it all" expert. The "gentleman" is a twat.




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Default 11-07-2002, 02:33 PM

why would we invade Canada. they pose no threat to us. plus with there new law on weed. there are our new connection.

now I know most Americans are armed to the teeth. thanks to the constitution.
but do Canadians have that same right. I know England Dudley.

if we invaded Dudley do right and his Mounties would kick our ass. j/k
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 04:08 PM

ha if the states tried to invade canada youre gonna have to go through me first fire1:
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Default 11-07-2002, 04:09 PM

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ha if the states tried to invade canada youre gonna have to go through me first fire1:
perhaps we should reconsider oOo:
  
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Default 11-07-2002, 04:11 PM

[quote="Founding_Law":cd8e6]why would we invade Canada. they pose no threat to us. plus with there new law on weed. there are our new connection.

now I know most Americans are armed to the teeth. thanks to the constitution.
but do Canadians have that same right. I know England Dudley.

if we invaded Dudley do right and his Mounties would kick our ass. j/k[/quote:cd8e6] pistols = a no no
rifles = ok as long as you get a permit & have not commited a crime within the last 10 years, i think. you also need to have your gun registered & you cant even buy ammo unless you show your lisence, i cant even buy BB's here unless i have someone whos 18 with me.
  
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