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Default 12-03-2002, 01:45 AM
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Default 12-03-2002, 02:07 AM
[quote:25a3a]oh, and I really don't need to wait until christmas to ask for a blowjob.. she loves me, and has no problem giving head[/quote:25a3a]

Exactly my earlier point, It seems as though some of you fellas are letting yourselves get caught up in the realms of fantasy again. biggrin:
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 02:16 AM
Blowjobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Last time I had a blowjob, candy bars cost a nickel!


Marriage = No Blow Jobs
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 07:04 AM
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You should get her one of these;
[img]http://sexuality.about.com/library/weekly/rapture.jpg[/img]
Oh my god innoxx thats just gone too far this time.....green?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY, its got to be red

heres what im gettin my girl for her b'day which is 2moro-4th
i like to buy 'different' presents, she'll like it alot
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/bluebubble.jpg[/img]

its a silicone sphere that when u squeeze it, its light turns on. it glows, u can throw it around (carefully) recharges, lasts for about 8 hours until u need to again, u can hang it on trees and light sockets coz its got a small plug on one side for a short cable. its wicked cool:

...and i jus got my phone bill back 2day...im goin to hell 4 it, aaaaa!! cry:

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Default 12-03-2002, 10:42 AM
Marry chirstmas than to u. ud be rolling down the block in a panzer. LOL
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 11:13 AM
You're getting your girlfriend a glow disk for her birthday.

Hmm.

Methinks you're gonna be needing a bit more hand this coming season.
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 11:15 AM
[quote="The Coalition To Save ED!":0e42c]You're getting your girlfriend a glow disk for her birthday.

Hmm.

Methinks you're gonna be needing a bit more hand this coming season.[/quote:0e42c]Heh.
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 11:43 AM
I'll be getting this from the woman.
[img]http://www.sears.com/data/product_images/tools/large/00923408000-dlv.jpg[/img]

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Default 12-03-2002, 11:45 AM
Thats one kick-ass saw ed:
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 11:57 AM
[quote="Pfc.Green":ca160]Thats one kick-ass saw ed:[/quote:ca160]

Yeah, i got some serious remodeling plans for this upcoming spring so my list consists of tools i will need. Man, i love tools..........and my girl !!

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Default 12-03-2002, 04:38 PM
I love my tool....alltogether now men: "I LOVE MY TOOL!!!!!!!!"



[NP]U2 - Sweetest Thing!!

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Default 12-03-2002, 05:00 PM
Now, in LEET SPEAK!:

1 L0V3 |\/|Y 700L!!!
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 05:07 PM
Yep, tools, chicks and guns it doesn't get much better.
  
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Default 12-04-2002, 03:19 AM
oddball's gf is only a blowjob and tatoo away from being the perfect girl.
  
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