[quote:2b55d]anal is illegal in the UK. its hard enough trying to convince the missus it wont hurt let alone having dumb laws protecting her[/quote:2b55d]
[quote:66f85]If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.[/quote:66f85]
Hey, he could just be talking to it.
Lol, this site reminds me of [url:3b36a]http://www.seanbaby.com/[/url:3b36a]. Its also meant to be a joke but many people take it seriously. If you havn't noticed, all the information was taken from whitehouse.org, another joke sight.