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Default 12-14-2002, 11:53 PM

hmm...Green is on crack.


  
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Default 12-14-2002, 11:59 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":0a2e6]fuck the other kids all I know is my kids wont be doin that shit[/quote:0a2e6]
To be honest Old... If I was your son, I wouldn't need drugs, I'd hang myself.
  
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Default 12-15-2002, 12:00 AM

you'd make that decision based on my posts in an internet forum.......bad idea, but hey if you were my kid then I'd let ya!
  
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Default 12-15-2002, 12:20 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":e7e09].......bad idea, but hey if you were my kid then I'd let ya![/quote:e7e09]

haha!....reminds me of

Woman to Winston Churchill: "...Sir, if you were my Husband...I would poison you!"
Winston Churchill to Woman: "...Madam, if you were my wife...I would let you."

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Default 12-15-2002, 12:53 AM

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Shit...have the kiddies come over to my house, I'll give'em an interactive lesson, and show'em not only now to do it, but how to do it with style.

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like snorting it of a $5 hookers ass?
  
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Default 12-15-2002, 03:02 AM

What's wrong with education ? Don't we educate our kids on how to have
safe sex ? Same thing with drugs: you don't know if or when they will do
them, but can sure as hell paint as accurate a picture as you can about
every substance, its effects and how they are prepared/used. You can't
really control your kids after a certain age anyway so all you can hope is
that they have some common sense and don't go nuts over crack...

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Default 12-15-2002, 03:13 AM

Sloi is right.........
  
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Default 12-15-2002, 08:15 AM

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Sloi is right.........
Damn straight! No one can drink alcohol and smoke errrrm, cigarettes like
I can!

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Default 12-15-2002, 09:07 AM

If I had kids I wont let them use it but I know they can and they will. Its something I wont really be able control and many parents cant as well.
  
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Default 12-15-2002, 09:26 AM

I tell my brothers kids (with his permission) evil stories about Jail, and what people do to you while you are in there, and that if you take drugs or be bad, you will DIE!!! Or, beaten to a pulp.

Here is one thing i usually tell them:

When you go to jail, you are the frest meat. The guys do really bad things to you just for fun... They get really bored in there, so they need some entertainment.

One thing they do involves a plastic tube, some barbed wire, your ass hole and a lot of force.

Here is the instructions that they follow:

1. Break pipe off toilet or other place.
2. snip some barbed wire off the wall. Approx 10 inches long.
3. Get a guy.
4. Make him bend over.
5. Ram the pipe up his ass.
6. slide the barbed wire up the pipe.
7. Take the pipe out.
8. Watch him squirm for weeks while he tries to pull the barbed wire out of his ass.
9. Take a photo of the blood and poo in the toilet, and send it to a poo web site.

lol, anyway. That was fun...
  
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Default 12-15-2002, 11:27 AM

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I tell my brothers kids (with his permission) evil stories about Jail, and what people do to you while you are in there, and that if you take drugs or be bad, you will DIE!!! Or, beaten to a pulp.

Here is one thing i usually tell them:

When you go to jail, you are the frest meat. The guys do really bad things to you just for fun... They get really bored in there, so they need some entertainment.

One thing they do involves a plastic tube, some barbed wire, your ass hole and a lot of force.

Here is the instructions that they follow:

1. Break pipe off toilet or other place.
2. snip some barbed wire off the wall. Approx 10 inches long.
3. Get a guy.
4. Make him bend over.
5. Ram the pipe up his ass.
6. slide the barbed wire up the pipe.
7. Take the pipe out.
8. Watch him squirm for weeks while he tries to pull the barbed wire out of his ass.
9. Take a photo of the blood and poo in the toilet, and send it to a poo web site.

lol, anyway. That was fun...
Now, the question is:
1. Are you a former resident?
2. Do you work in a jail?.......or...
3. Are you watching too much Oz?

Now's the time to come clean vVolf....which is it?

Anyway, i disagree about an elementary teacher teaching this shit. This should be done at least in Jr. High school but not in detail like that. The bottom line is this: It's the parents responsibility!! Parents need to go back to the way things were done in the past...like spankings and shit like that. Lets face it, time-outs don't work and you can't reason with a 3 yr old. You need to start young and continue it throughout their lives. As a parent, you need to be the "disciplinarian" and a "friend". If they have respect for you, they'll have respect for themselves.


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Default 12-15-2002, 12:57 PM

DRUGS ARE COOL
  
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Default 12-15-2002, 02:00 PM

[quote:0adc9]fuck the other kids all I know is my kids wont be doin that shit [/quote:0adc9]

I don't think you'll be able to find a woman willing to hold your man-spooge.
  
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Default 12-15-2002, 02:13 PM

he's old reliable though
  
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Default 12-15-2002, 02:21 PM

[quote:cc7e7]he's old reliable though [/quote:cc7e7]

Ooh, so he'll find some old GILF who won't live through the pregnancy.
  
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