[Zap. USMC]

FUCK ME IN THE A-HOLE WITHOUT LUBRICATION OR WITH A SOFT PENIS< PREFERABLY MOIST!

I CANT EDIT IT!!!

[Recycled Spooge]

Yeah, the original Red Alert owned, but then EA took control of the games and made it into some joke-funny-atmosphere game......LAAAAAAAMMMEEEEE... In the original Red Alert you had to destroy civilian villages and commit attrocities, but in RA2 it's a joke. Tanya got tortured, and people got shot on screen; Stalin was fucking some chick in one scene, but now it's a child's game! AGHHHHH!!

[geRV]

The allied ending of red alert was the following.


It shows some american troops inside a building with rubblr all around them and they find stalin underneath some rubble still alive. One of the generals that briefs you through the missions shows up and just puts a rock over stalins face so he stays buried and thats it.

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

how the fuck did my red alert 2 thread turn into pr0n?

[intrestedviewer]

Originally Posted by Gerard

The allied ending of red alert was the following.


It shows some american troops inside a building with rubblr all around them and they find stalin underneath some rubble still alive. One of the generals that briefs you through the missions shows up and just puts a rock over stalins face so he stays buried and thats it.

really? ah thats gay. Being on the axis is much better. I remember for the last level on axis i put a perimeter of tesla coils around by base. I had so many of those. nothing could stand more than 5 seconds near my base. Then i stoped them from building those shipyards by puting my submarines under their shipyard spawn. I had so many troops to attack the allies, i built that army for at least 3 days. Man that was fun.