me vs skaters part 3 - Page 2

Airborne Butters · 01-22-2003, 03:34 PM

OMG! Gerard, I'm coming over to Ireland and helping you whoop some hippie skater ass!

Magnum · 01-22-2003, 03:58 PM

Sounds like it's time for an ass-kicking to me.

Pfc.Green · 01-22-2003, 04:06 PM

Hey Gerard next time, get there boards IRA style, ya know tape a little c4 underneath...skate-bombs biggrin:

Unknown_Sniper · 01-22-2003, 04:08 PM

Definently give em a beating. God knows I would.IF Some little punks( 6 feet or less as im 6' 2") started harassing me like that Id non-surgically attatch their skateboards to their faces.

Sgt. Tsunami · 01-22-2003, 04:44 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":08cfb]

you gotta kick their asses, and take a picture biggrin:[/quote:08cfb]

DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 01-22-2003, 04:47 PM

heres what ya do go up to him and beat the living crap out of him with a lead pipe biggrin:

Dr. Deleto · 01-22-2003, 04:53 PM

I USED to skateboard, was a really fun hobby. But alas I had to grow up. Only thing that bothers me is you say skateboarding is for kids in a forum about playing video games..... oOo:

Rocket · 01-22-2003, 05:01 PM

Video games are the next great wave of coolness, biggrin:

Anyway, you're lucky you weren't seriously injured by them using the edge of the skateboard on you. A buddy of mine who works at the hospital has seen guys die from less severe injuries.

Moving right along, think of the havoc you'd wreak in these guys lives if there was only the promise of a butt-whipping. If you do go take it out on their hide, at least they know they're safe when it's over. You could stretch this out for a long while. angel:

GreenEggs&Pot · 01-22-2003, 05:13 PM

Get a 400 lbs black man named Bubba, pay him, then you and Buba jump him and you say "Hey punk, you jumped me with your friends, so I'd like to introduce you to my friends." Then have Bubba ass-rape him, simple as that.

Maplegyver · 01-22-2003, 05:29 PM

you should stalk the runt for a week just kinda stare at him alot scare the shit out of him and breack his new board then... jump out of a tree and whack him in the back with a 2x4 evil: evil: evil: [/quote]

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 01-22-2003, 05:32 PM

OH!strap a camera to ur head and go beat the hell outta him and show us the video

Chickengood4u · 01-22-2003, 05:46 PM

skaters arent tough
they might act like it, but inside they are pussies
you should have no problem doing this to them

eatthis:

Innoxx · 01-22-2003, 06:23 PM

Beat the shit out of 'em with a rubber dong, that'll teach them.

JowShmoe · 01-22-2003, 06:29 PM

something like that happened to me once. i was walking in the downtown of my town (not really a downtown) following the christmas parade. three kids who were probably in 6th grade came up, surrounded me, and asked for my money. I am 6'4'' the tallest one of them was 5'8''. naturally i said 'fuck you', then the short fat one threatened me so i pushed him into a lightpost, and the other two backed off. i am only 15, and these faggots already piss me off.

hake: i am ashamed of my generation hake:

Wilko · 01-22-2003, 06:42 PM

Hell, I'd belt them for their poor command of the English Language.
"Fuck yo shit up dawg". I mean, what the hell?

Anyways, I'd just get the ringleader. Make an example of the ringleader. hehe...Belt him in the head with the side of his own board. After that, the rest should all run away.