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Default 02-20-2003, 09:07 AM
[quote="Captain Noctis Aeternus":8e5f5]Q: Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy?
A: To see all their other ships.[/quote:8e5f5]

Heh, thats from SNL.
  
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[quote="Gothic_child180":bc83e][quote="Captain Noctis Aeternus":bc83e]Q: Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy?
A: To see all their other ships.[/quote:bc83e]

Heh, thats from SNL.[/quote:bc83e]

funny I have heard that only they were Iraqi navy and it was to see their airforce.
  
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Default 02-20-2003, 09:25 AM
It was the ep where there was a polish chick hosting and the audience was making fun of her.

"Is it true the New Polish Navy have glass-bottom boat so they can see the Old Polish Navy?"
  
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Default 02-20-2003, 09:29 AM
No offence but these "anti french" threads are getting really old really fast. oOo:



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No offence but these "anti french" threads are getting really old really fast. oOo:
So? The Frogs were ment to be fun of.
  
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Default 02-20-2003, 10:14 AM
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No offence but these "anti french" threads are getting really old really fast. oOo:
So? The Frogs were ment to be fun of.[/quote:fc32a]

Translation anyone? oOo:



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No offence but these "anti french" threads are getting really old really fast. oOo:
So? The Frogs were ment to be fun of.
Translation anyone? oOo:[/quote:3929c]

Frogs= French
  
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Default 02-20-2003, 10:23 AM
[quote="Colonel Klink":e3206][quote=Gerard]
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No offence but these "anti french" threads are getting really old really fast. oOo:
So? The Frogs were ment to be fun of.
Translation anyone? oOo:[/quote:e3206]

Frogs= French[/quote:e3206]

Heh - thats the one part I did understand. ....were ment to be fun of????? WTF is that?
  
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[quote=pest][quote="Colonel Klink":0f676]
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No offence but these "anti french" threads are getting really old really fast. oOo:
So? The Frogs were ment to be fun of.
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Frogs= French[/quote:0f676]

Heh - thats the one part I did understand. ....were ment to be fun of????? WTF is that?[/quote:0f676]

Same here eek:



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Default 02-20-2003, 10:50 AM
I think he ment the French are ment to be made fun of...
  
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Default 02-20-2003, 11:05 AM
I went to Montreal a few years ago to see the Red Wings play at the Forum and the people were great, the strippers were hot as hell. Havent been back to canada since C68 became a law though.
  
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Default 02-20-2003, 11:30 AM
I think everyone needs to keep in mind that these are light-hearted jokes. I don't hate the French. Like I said, the love of my life was French. I do, however, dislike the popular support of anti-Americanism there, but that's another thread entirely.

As stated above, these are light-hearted jokes. A very, very different tune from the pure and unbridled hatred I see spewed about America in nearly every thread I read now. So if this thread is going to be locked, I hope a whole lot of threads are locked, or a whole lot of people are punished.


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Default 02-20-2003, 11:48 AM
enough of this anti-french crap please it is getting old
  
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Default 02-20-2003, 12:09 PM
Agreed, at first these french jokes were a little funny, but now they're just stupid and very annoying. hake:
  
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Default 02-20-2003, 12:12 PM
french jokes are like clinton jokes, most of them never get old.
  
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