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Default 02-21-2003, 09:48 PM

Its not that we hate him, its just we dont want to see our boys die for a threat that isnt that close to hurting us. Now the imbosile celebrities are protesting
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 09:50 PM

Protesting usually never helps, He'll probably go through with it even if they took a vote fromt he American public and like 90% voted no

It is what he always wanted to do.


  
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Default 02-21-2003, 09:53 PM

Stack em, some people are good at fighting, others are not. Americans are good at bombing shit, they have the most funded military in the wrold. France is known for fine wines, its cuisine, the effiel tower, it's spectacular countryside and the best sex and clubbing in the world. So France can't fight, big fucking deal, you know that's what mercenaries are for.
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 09:56 PM

What they said. Making fun of the French, even for jokes, is racism. We don't take that shit here, so don't post it.
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 09:58 PM

Stackem - It's all very good to give a history lesson about French losses, but if that is your reason for spending time making jokes at the expense of the French, by pointing out their shortcomings, then don't be suprised if we type up a *Long* list of cases of American Arrogance throughout history....And proceed to use that as an excuse to type up countless threads at American expense.
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 09:59 PM

BTW you could come up with very many german losses in wars too.....so whats the point?
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 10:02 PM

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Stack em, some people are good at fighting, others are not. Americans are good at bombing shit, they have the most funded military in the wrold. France is known for fine wines, its cuisine, the effiel tower, it's spectacular countryside and the best sex and clubbing in the world. So France can't fight, big fucking deal, you know that's what mercenaries are for.
you forgot beautiful women biggrin:
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 10:04 PM

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Stack em, some people are good at fighting, others are not. Americans are good at bombing shit, they have the most funded military in the wrold. France is known for fine wines, its cuisine, the effiel tower, it's spectacular countryside and the best sex and clubbing in the world. So France can't fight, big fucking deal, you know that's what mercenaries are for.
you forgot beautiful women biggrin:
YES! Miss Casta owns me.
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 10:10 PM

Spain has the worst military record, if I'm not mistaken....
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 10:13 PM

who's counting? and you can't really say spain has a military record unless you are referring to the area currently known as spain, it has been inhabited by many different peoples
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 10:14 PM

Fuck me.
[img]http://members.shaw.ca/cafecasta/cafelin1.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 10:21 PM

I'm mistaken then......You can't talk - You call physically-challenged people "Retards" to their faces...You heartless bastard! biggrin:
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 10:25 PM

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Ja, dunno why everybody picks on minority groups. Probably dick fear.

What!?! they have bigger dicks than us!?!?!?! BOMB THEM!
Oh so THATS why noone really goes out to bomb the USA. everyone has bigger dicks than them.

Mind you, most americans wouldnt be able to find their dicks under the layers of flab. [/stereotype]
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 10:35 PM

heh like I care, that job sucked ass
  
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Default 02-21-2003, 10:36 PM

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Fuck me.
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I wouldnt fuck you but i sure would fuck her biggrin:
  
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