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Default 03-07-2003, 10:16 PM
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reminds me of the book "choke" by chuck paliahnuk. In it, the dude fakes choking at restaurants, to let people save him. And suppsedly, once someone saves you, they send you money at certain times of the year (like birthdays) so he lives off of choking and the checks that come with it. Good book.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE SEND MONEY TO THE PERSON THEY SAVED, IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND. PEOPLE ARE SUCH FUCKING MORONS!!!
  
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Default 03-07-2003, 10:23 PM
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It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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reminds me of the book "choke" by chuck paliahnuk. In it, the dude fakes choking at restaurants, to let people save him. And suppsedly, once someone saves you, they send you money at certain times of the year (like birthdays) so he lives off of choking and the checks that come with it. Good book.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE SEND MONEY TO THE PERSON THEY SAVED, IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND. PEOPLE ARE SUCH FUCKING MORONS!!!
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Default 03-07-2003, 11:20 PM
^ god damn i love the aa.com forums ROFL ....cynical sarcasm ....overload..! oOo:
  
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Default 03-07-2003, 11:22 PM
^ god damn i love the aa.com forums ROFL ....cynical sarcasm ....overload..! oOo:
  
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Default 03-07-2003, 11:31 PM
and double posting abound! But it is a good book. Its been like psycologically proven though, that once you save someone's life you feel like you have to support them. Also, where does everyone get the cool forum pictures with funny stuff written on them like [img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/vampirsig.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 03-07-2003, 11:32 PM
*sigh* the goddamn thing was stuck ...it wouldnt load so i closed i.e. and did it again.... cry:
  
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how bout them red socks
  
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Default 03-07-2003, 11:40 PM
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how bout them red socks
They're good! Dont believe what others tell you. Gonna go far this year, youll see.
  
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Default 03-07-2003, 11:42 PM
not as good as my whitesox! evil:
  
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Default 03-07-2003, 11:48 PM
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and double posting abound! But it is a good book. Its been like psycologically proven though, that once you save someone's life you feel like you have to support them. Also, where does everyone get the cool forum pictures with funny stuff written on them like [img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/vampirsig.jpg[/img]
You either make them yourself....(Like me)..

Or you use other peoples...
  
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Default 03-07-2003, 11:57 PM
[quote="|ANIMAL| 1SG Jaybird":0fcbf]not as good as my whitesox! evil:[/quote:0fcbf]
That had to have been a joke. Fatty Colon is gonna carry the team through the season? I have nothing against the whitesox, but i think the REAL sox are better swordfight:
  
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Default 03-08-2003, 01:17 AM
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and double posting abound! But it is a good book. Its been like psycologically proven though, that once you save someone's life you feel like you have to support them. Also, where does everyone get the cool forum pictures with funny stuff written on them like [img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/vampirsig.jpg[/img]

Very insensitive pic, in my opinion. hake:
  
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Default 03-08-2003, 02:13 AM
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and double posting abound! But it is a good book. Its been like psycologically proven though, that once you save someone's life you feel like you have to support them. Also, where does everyone get the cool forum pictures with funny stuff written on them like [img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/vampirsig.jpg[/img]

Very insensitive pic, in my opinion. hake:[/quote:75bc9]

Meh - Lighten up, and laugh it up...
  
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