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Default 03-17-2003, 12:28 AM

someone sign up and show us the rest of that thread:

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Default 03-17-2003, 12:30 AM

that guy is a pimp!


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omg, i finally just read it. disgusting what the hell is this guy doing?
Hah! I bet you've smelt Asian Prince's sweaty underwear.
  
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Default 03-17-2003, 12:33 AM

as strik0r would say,
"germ loves teh c0k evil: "


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Default 03-17-2003, 12:38 AM

cok up yo ass
  
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Default 03-17-2003, 12:39 AM

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cok up yo ass
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Default 03-17-2003, 12:41 AM

5 cents is enough yes?
  
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Default 03-17-2003, 01:09 AM

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5 cents is enough yes?
Only on Thursdays. One Doller please.
  
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Default 03-17-2003, 01:27 AM

Holy fuck. I just read that entire Car Mod thread. That guy is totally assed. Statman totally fucked him over. Way to go, the asshat deserved it. Im tempted to go visit some Subaru shops around here see if i can find his blown car. 18 is suicide, fuck i only took 3 years of high school auto and i know that 15 is about standard and without modding other shit 16 is probably as high as you should go. What a dumb fuck. I typically hate all forms of ricer but in this case i say.

Thank you honda civic. You removed this idiot from the road. Though you may have lost the race, it apears you will win the war.

As for the panty sniffer. That guys totally fucked. I say he hits 18 he moves out a lives under a bridge permanently scared. I mean really he hangs out in the computer lab at lunch... Humm wonder why he cant get a chick... Oh now i see. I would say fuck "The rapist" (SNL Sean Conery Jepordy) i wouldnt pay for it myself. I say if the parents are that concerned they should fucking pay for it. I have an idea, how about they raise they kid a bit better instead of passing it off to "The Rapist".

But yeah thats pretty fucked up when its your fucking sister. Atleast spring for the hooker.
  
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Default 03-17-2003, 01:31 AM

i didnt know pyro visited those boards oOo:
  
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Default 03-17-2003, 01:34 AM

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Holy fuck. I just read that entire Car Mod thread. That guy is totally assed. Statman totally fucked him over. Way to go, the asshat deserved it. Im tempted to go visit some Subaru shops around here see if i can find his blown car. 18 is suicide, fuck i only took 3 years of high school auto and i know that 15 is about standard and without modding other shit 16 is probably as high as you should go. What a dumb fuck. I typically hate all forms of ricer but in this case i say.

Thank you honda civic. You removed this idiot from the road. Though you may have lost the race, it apears you will win the war.

As for the panty sniffer. That guys totally fucked. I say he hits 18 he moves out a lives under a bridge permanently scared. I mean really he hangs out in the computer lab at lunch... Humm wonder why he cant get a chick... Oh now i see. I would say fuck "The rapist" (SNL Sean Conery Jepordy) i wouldnt pay for it myself. I say if the parents are that concerned they should fucking pay for it. I have an idea, how about they raise they kid a bit better instead of passing it off to "The Rapist".

But yeah thats pretty fucked up when its your fucking sister. Atleast spring for the hooker.
Yeah....Or he lives in a "VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Default 03-17-2003, 01:35 AM

Hey i knew a guy who lived in a van by the river... He was fucking cool, and could get me some great deals on.... uhh.... water.
  
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Default 03-17-2003, 01:36 AM

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Hey i knew a guy who lived in a van by the river... He was fucking cool, and could get me some great deals on.... uhh.... water.
Crack can be found in vans down by the river. Both types of Crack.
  
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Default 03-17-2003, 01:38 AM

Seriously he got kicked out of his house. He still came to school but we havnt figured out why yet. He graduated and his family eventually let him back in the house.

Fucker had a brand new car, his van by the river, an ass load of guns we shot now and again. He worked on a farm that let him shower and shit so he was never to hard up. In fact he had ass loads of cash just from that job... That and our little side buisness we maintained from sophmore year.
  
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Default 03-17-2003, 01:39 AM

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Seriously he got kicked out of his house. He still came to school but we havnt figured out why yet. He graduated and his family eventually let him back in the house.

Fucker had a brand new car, his van by the river, an ass load of guns we shot now and again. He worked on a farm that let him shower and shit so he was never to hard up. In fact he had ass loads of cash just from that job... That and our little side buisness we maintained from sophmore year.
So he was a hillbilly?
  
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