Seriously....What Good Things Are French?? - Page 2

Sergeant_Scrotum · 03-18-2003, 07:31 PM

god just hasent been around for them in the past oOo:

JBird · 03-18-2003, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by cameltoe

umm eifel tower, without it the twisted metal2 level wouldnt have been fun at all biggrin:

LMAO! toe! that is my fav ps one game of all time baby! i loved shooting power rockets at the statue of lib on New York level, to make her a fat pig in a bikini...then you shoot it again and she becomes hot . lol

cashwarsplaya · 03-18-2003, 08:15 PM

i completely disagree with the french women thing. Most of the well known, famous french women are hot, because, well, they are famous because they are hot. Same thing with American women. In reality, most french women are disgusting. Id venture a guess saying that the average women-look-factor (made up stat) in france is 4 times as worse as it is here. All kidding aside.

Simo HÃ¤yhÃ¤ · 03-18-2003, 09:51 PM

...our liberty

03-18-2003, 09:56 PM

stop the bashing of frenchies

Tripper · 03-18-2003, 10:02 PM

[quote="Captain Noctis Aeternus":8b594]The whole lot of you need history lessons.

Wine was popularized en masse by Germanic tribes who used it to avoid contaminated water. This was a practice replicated throughout the Middle Ages as well.

The French have brought about some good things, and done good things for us in the past.

The problem is, they owe us a very, very large debt. A debt scribed in the blood of our soldiers. I for one will never forget this. God be with France when they are attacked.[/quote:8b594]

Does them ALWAYS needing help say something to you about why they are sitting out this upcoming conflict...?

03-18-2003, 10:15 PM

french lingerie

Pyro · 03-18-2003, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

EDIT: Damn... she IS from France... but why the hell did she say she was
from Ontario on Jimmy Kimmel ? Arg...

Hopes and dreams... gone. cry:

because she knew all the fine women are from Ontario and didn't want to be made fun of because she was from France.

Jedi Marksman · 03-18-2003, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

EDIT: Damn... she IS from France... but why the hell did she say she was
from Ontario on Jimmy Kimmel ? Arg...

Hopes and dreams... gone. cry:

because she knew all the fine women are from Ontario and didn't want to be made fun of because she was from France.

LOL! biggrin:

Say It Ain't So · 03-18-2003, 10:24 PM

Sargent_Scrotum's Avatar is a typical French girl, she has a beard! Joking, the good things from France are...yeah.

Say It Ain't So · 03-18-2003, 10:57 PM

Yes, bump. oOo:

Xorcist [USA] · 03-19-2003, 09:25 AM

well, someone has to do it so here goes:

The French and Iraq!

My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that
says,"First Iraq, then France."
-Tom Brokaw

"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam
from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from
France."
-Jay Leno

"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam
is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came
rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
-Dave Letterman

Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion.
All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage.
-unknown

France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable
because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable
because, they live in France.
-Mark Twain

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
-Ted Nugent

The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we
found truffles in Iraq.

War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II.

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The Army

Q. How do you stop a french Tank?
A. Shoot the guy pushing.

Q. How many frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

The best French bashing line heard over the last week is:
"We can count on the French to be there when they need us."

Zoner · 03-19-2003, 09:29 AM

I think Donald Rumsfeld said it best (and sorry if this has appeared previously): "Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordian."

Rollins said that last night and I fucking LOST it laughing!

The French are cool with me...I don't have any boeuf with the french. They make GREAT wine, cheese, and bread, and their toast is second to none! biggrin:

Zone

Old Reliable · 03-19-2003, 09:40 AM

tons of scientific, cultural, culinary, architectural, democratic, and military ideas have come from France. learn your history hake:

Bazooka_Joe · 03-19-2003, 11:19 AM

Bic razors.

As much as this should be a discussion thread, it's racism. No ones flamed yet, but if it gets there, I'll have to lock it.