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View Poll Results: ....and you read?
The Newspaper 0 0%
Magazines 13 44.83%
Novels 3 10.34%
Other literature 7 24.14%
Nothing, I've been constipated for months. 6 20.69%
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Default 04-28-2003, 07:46 AM
[quote="Captain Wilkins":343de]MAD magazine. Always MAD.[/quote:343de]
same i read old issuies oOo: biggrin:
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 08:13 AM
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LOL.

I imagine different situations and get caught up in those "moments". By the
time I come to, the shit's dried on my ass!
I also concur biggrin:

I shit and go
  
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LOL.

I imagine different situations and get caught up in those "moments". By the
time I come to, the shit's dried on my ass!
I also concur biggrin:

I shit and go[/quote:9aeb3]

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Default 04-28-2003, 08:39 AM
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How old are you people? 90?? I just sit, puke my shit out and leave.

No time for reading.
w00t
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 08:46 AM
I was actually just recently thinking of putting a cat5 jack in my shitter so I could post to you all from the shitter. That would be awesome. You could also look at porn on the web from the shitter. HAHAHA
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 09:21 AM
Im a speed shitter. I get in do the deed and am gone...Wonder if there is a world record for most "ghost" shits in a lifetime.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 09:24 AM
Other - I got the book "1001 Toilet-humor Jokes", seriously. The book is a gas. .. get it, gas? biggrin:
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 09:48 AM
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Maxim. That's good crappin' readin'.
No doubt. Hot women and their writers are funny as hell.

Did you catch the "Maxim Takes Quebec" article, Zoner? Not sure if Canadian Maxim is different from the American version. Anyway, it was funny.

"According to recently declassified intelligence briefings, and taking into consideration recent military cutbacks, Quebec could be taken by the New Hampshire National Guard."


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Default 04-28-2003, 10:50 AM
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Im a speed shitter. I get in do the deed and am gone...Wonder if there is a world record for most "ghost" shits in a lifetime.
You're a lucky, lucky bastard.

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Default hell ya - 04-28-2003, 12:46 PM
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Thrasher or my SI Swimsuit Issues
OF course SI swimsuit addition....
after i`m done crapping i might poung my meat biggrin: biggrin:


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Default sorry - 04-28-2003, 12:48 PM
that was my sister ,shes dumb, i was on the crapper while the window was up
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 01:10 PM
i dont read anything. im not on the shitter long enough oOo:

www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default Re: sorry - 04-28-2003, 01:20 PM
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that was my sister ,shes dumb, i was on the crapper while the window was up
Suuuuuuuuure....
  
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Default ./.... - 04-28-2003, 01:44 PM
hehehehehhee



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Default 04-28-2003, 02:52 PM
there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it...anyways i just pinch a loaf out, sometimes read national geographic
  
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