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Default 04-29-2003, 12:54 AM
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im 16 and yea id shave if the biatch asked me, but only if she shaved in return. i think doing anything to you butthole would hurt, so i think waxing/shaving my asshole would be out of the question. not like im going to be getting sexual pleasures in there anyway
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Default 04-29-2003, 12:56 AM
lol you guys are taling about forests when its really a moss plant
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 02:49 AM
[quote="Old Reliable":c95e7]lol you guys are taling about forests when its really a moss plant[/quote:c95e7]

Maybe for you. Shit, 1/3 of the land on the earth is made up of forests.....That 1/3 is right between teh Trippah's legz.
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 04:55 AM
...Hey Romantics!... why not trim your pubes into a Heart-Shape...?
sure to bring a smile to the lady whose face you're about to bemuck... ed:
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 06:36 AM
id shave them. i hear it makes ur piece look bigger, plus if ur bored u can glue the shaved pubs on ur face to get a nice beard
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 06:47 AM
[quote="aNti hEro":8adbc] plus if ur bored u can glue the shaved pubs on ur face to get a nice beard[/quote:8adbc]


LOL pretty sick. biggrin:

Its also meant to itch like hell if you do shave them off. ed:



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Default 04-29-2003, 07:04 AM
From what I've read in Maxim, chicks don't like a TOTALLY shaved package. They don't wanna fuck someone who reminds them of a 6 year old boy (or Pyro...heh). Makes sense.

Trim it up and, as anti said, yer piece will look bigger. biggrin:

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Default 04-29-2003, 09:45 AM
im only 5 so i dont need to shave yet

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Default 04-29-2003, 09:47 AM
Im 15 and i still listen to this shit at least im getting tips ^_^.
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 09:52 AM
Itch, Itch, Itch ed: !! But WTH, why not? Personally, its just keeping it trimmed. But I have done some really stupid things for women, and that is one of the minor ones. biggrin:
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 01:33 PM
[quote="aNti hEro":fbcf4]id shave them. i hear it makes ur piece look bigger, plus if ur bored u can glue the shaved pubs on ur face to get a nice beard[/quote:fbcf4]

ROFL.
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 01:44 PM
I can think about any number of way how shaving...that area can go terribly wrong ed:
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 02:24 PM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":9610a]I can think about any number of way how shaving...that area can go terribly wrong ed:[/quote:9610a]
"ahh....ahhhhh....AHHHHHH CHOO!" ed:
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 02:38 PM
Been there, done that. The girl better not be a fucking hypocrit and not hers shaved.
  
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Default 04-29-2003, 04:23 PM
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From what I've read in Maxim, chicks don't like a TOTALLY shaved package. They don't wanna fuck someone who reminds them of a 6 year old boy (or Pyro...heh). Makes sense.

Trim it up and, as anti said, yer piece will look bigger. biggrin:
lol biggrin: , waits for Pyro's reply

i guess i should trim down there, i dont know about glueing the trimmings to my face though
  
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